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Do you think its because he rests his gut on their bum when doing it from behind? That would put you off surely?

After being dumped? And you like a little lap dog said yes i bet.

he needs some advice on this one. He seems to have no problem pulling women on the face of it, at one point he had three on the go at once and were all fairly attractive considering he looks like an older scruffier version of Augustus Gloop from Charlie and the Chocolate factory. His problem is once they get beyond the fat, mildly amusing facade and get down to business of ****ging he only ever gets one shot at it as they always dump him straight after the first time. He says he is amazing in bed so it cant be down to his ability in the sack and women find him funny and charming, he says. Where do you think he is going wrong?

Dont worry Stu, women find you funny, cool and what with you being imense in the sack even your ex's always come back wanting more :lol::lol:

Dumped twice in three days Got dumped twice in three d-a-ys Fat useless **** Stu He got dumped twice in three days

Dumped twice in three days He got dumped twice in three days... Fat useless **** Stu he got dumped twice in three days.. :lol::lol::lol:

Interesting and something i forgot was that before administration he offered to put £2m into the club if Lowe and Wilde matched it, they refused. We would never have gone into administration if they too had put their money where thier mouth was. Also sums up what SFC means to him that he said he put the £500k for exclusivity in because he couldn't have it on his consience that he could have done something to save us, he didn't want fans asking him why didn't he do something. Only one out of that lot that actually cared about the club and the fans, not their own agenda.

bet he isn't moaning about the installment plan....

i'd probably let her give me a blow job.

Hard not to up the Hampshire club when all the posh ****s are wondering around the bar bleating on about it. All a bunch of lemons.

I like this fantasy. I've often thought about doing that to someones face.

They make good goalposts as well.

I think it is simply the case that as the incident wasn't on club property the club either aren't interested or feel that the courts have dealt with the issue enough with jail terms and 6 years bans from every ground in the country..

I think Stu should go on there, he is a ideal fit for an episode. It'd be great telly.

I thought you were going to a family party with bird who has just finished with boyfriend? Why are you online you sad ****?

If you were seeing a bird and had discussed moving in together, adopting her kids and going back on all your priciples of taking a child to footall as well as generally planing the rest of your life with a bird you had only know briefly. What would you think if you were dumped by text only two days after spending your first night together? Discuss.

How about this one then? 'Saintrobbie' appears to be desperate to see them banned for life.

I am not surprised at Netball, another **** sport. Did they not invent Baseball? I know its big in Cuba, maybe it came from there?

yes you did.

Shouldn't you be ****ging? I thought this other bird was coming round? Or do you mean she was uploading some more pictures onto facebook for you to w*nk over? Yes, i will confirm she is quite fit, the pictures he showed me were relatively impressive, given what Stu looks like. Although she has a horrendous pair of shorts on, so at least their standard of dress and style are on a par.

They have already been banned by the courts, for 6 years. If the courts which were hell bent on making examples of this lot didn't see fit to impose bans longer than 6 years, 6 years being the minimum ban for a football realted offence when prison sentance is imposed, the maximum is 10, then why would the club? In any case the incident didn't happen inside the ground, or even on club land so why would they ban them for life?

How devestated would you be if you found out your bird was cheating on you with Romseys friendly buddah? I honestly dont think i could stand the shame, i'd probably go into exile for a few years. Imgaine what a state her incumbent must be though if she sees Stu as a trade up.

Amen to that, baseball, a glorified form of rounders which is a sport for kids who weren't good enough to play football or cricket. American Football, just a **** game and Basketball is just utter nonsense.

Tennis is one, played by toffs who are up their own arse, check out the members of tennis bit of the hampshire tennis and health club for an example, all the blokes think they are something special with birds in tow, admitedly some are quite fit but i dont want to play sport with my women, sport and women should be kept seperate. Badminton is out too, any man that plays a game which involves playing with a **** has got to be questionable. Hockey is a bit of a nancy boys sport. Any others?

is it me or is it a really **** game played by Toffs. I am a member of Hampshire Tennis and Health club and all the tennis members there seem to be absolute bell ends, to be fair some of the posh female players would probably get it but they are all so up their own arse. As for the crowd at Wimbledon, well its nothing short of embarassing, middle class people trying to be crazy. All of the players seem like idiots too, Andy Murray being casing point. Going back to when i was a kid at least John Mcenroe, Jimmy Connors, Andre Aggassi etc had a bit of character, these days they are all boring ****s. All that apart though, its just generally a **** sport.