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hmmmmmmmmmmm, maybe its a woman you are after really??

Well Georgie should be snapped up, all she wants is to be over 5ft 8 and be able to to drive

There is your first mistake, sitting at home moping about, get yourself out there, join the gym, go and do an evening course in cookery so when you get a bloke you look hot with your kit off and can cook properly, if they are lucky as a treat do both at the same time? master those two things and your 1/10 of the way there.

yet you went for our resident oompa loompa? You are contradicting yourself there my dear. High standards and DBP should not appear in the same sentance, anywhere.

Are we going out and i dont know about it?

Yeah i gathered that, dont know who TF is.... But obviously keen to know his magic tricks..

Mr TF????? Come on, do tell what they are.....

errr, so i am taller than you, as are most blokes and i can drive as can most blokes, you gave up a bit easily on the cheating and lieing, you dont ask for much do you? i refer you to my comment about you needing to raise your standards love.

HOw tall are you?? DBP is a short arse, what's going on there??!!!

I dont lie, but i have been know to cheat at rummy and at school once i looked at the guy next to me's answer when in a slightly taxing German exam. Actaully i lied, it was Poker, guess it is asking to much......

He isn't very nice to you, its the Darwin effect and i am the alpha male.

our resident cassanova, DBP, seems to think he has got the lot but last time i checked with my lady friends, fat, below average looks, scruffy and a **** didn't list highly on their must have list for prespective partners. So come on our lady posters, what does it for you???

I cant believe you think the oompa loompa is out of your league. Seriously, soon you'll realise what a lucky esacpe you had, just imagine how violated you'd have felt when he rested his gut on your bum when you were at it doggy style, you have been saved from all that.

my god, is there so little to talk about that this is what you lot have resorted too?? Had a couple of cans of Red Stripe lager last night BTW, not had that for years.

with me though its the package, the looks, the style, the humour, the charisma, and just having that aura which people are drawn too. It doesn't all come across in just a photo. Not like you where woman would go 'ahhh, he looks like a really nice guy' when what they mean is 'he is a soppy c*** who i should be able to pull and well in/below my league so i wont risk being blown out'

Just as well you are only saving yourself from a whole world of disapointment, you have got lucky not having to have the memory of that going near you.

They think you are a 'nice guy' nothing more than a sympathy **** for girls will low self esteem that dont think they can get any better my friend. I knew it!

:lol::lol::lol: A first class fat, slightly funny, nice guy but not remotely attractive???!! Is he the type of guy that women say looks dont matter until he takes his top off and the big, fat, white, mountain of blubber comes towards them and then realise that they really could never go there again, that kind of a nice guy??!!

Oi! I was talking to Georgie not you, i will comment when she does.

Georgie, can i ask you a question. What is the attraction? I am struggling to work it out.

and a virgin.

no, no you're not, but you should higher standards, trust me

I dont want your cast offs tubby. Sorry Georige, but if this c*** is your standard then in the words of Peter Jones, i'm out.

You dont want a fat scruffy **** like that anyway Georgie, not when there is much better around, dont set your standards so low.

You see even now 'god' you just dont get it. Never once have i condoned their actions. my point all along has been, having seen first hand what happened that their sentances given out for the acts of throwing a stone or a coin, rattling a fence and in one case nothing more than shouting aggressively, were far to severe. I have said several times that i dont agree with what they did and they were stupid to get involved.