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So this is a Sunderland team without their two best attackers one we’ve signed the other we want to Bazunu goes down in instalments never seen a keeper so slow to get down

Because it’s inevitable 🤣🤣

Surprised Frazer isn’t starting and Mara is. Really strong squad that.

They give him a load of painkillers so he can’t feel it then getting him sprinting like a bitch for hours. If he complains he’s failed

If he gets his head down he could be amazing. Let’s see how he gets reintegrated into the squad

Another 100% accuracy window. Maybe next time they won’t abuse us so much 🙄

Net spends champions of Europe!

And people say we aren’t ITK

Another excellent signing. Looks a class act at this level

Definitely the most positive since the Koeman days

They’ve done the Loch Ness Drogba 👏👏👏👏👍

Probably only because they’re top at the moment

Win it. We don’t want runners up

They are all at these wanky videos

Best squad in the division? Can’t think of many better

Back to bickering, yay!

Why doesn’t it slam shut any more?

Thanks for dropping by Sue!

Can we win the league and refuse promotion?

I hope you’re right. At least TP did have a goal scoring record when he joined, Carillo was so obviously a shit signing it was hilarious watching divs on here trying to make out he’s scored one in two throughout his career 🤣 maybe we can get a tune out of him as late sub or something but he seems to be the exact opposite of what Martin wants in a player

Big upgrade, if he he can get him on side

When did all this “breaking news” bollocks start anyway?

I didn’t think it would be possible to make a worse signing than Carillo but somehow we did

Looks like we’re going to be stuck with tall Paul and Djenepo

Good riddance. Another one who wasn’t up for the battle when it mattered