Turkish

He is so poor it’s not even funny, been like playing with 10

You mean like @SNSUN missus is right now you mean?

Well what a crap first half.

Pathetic goal, weak goalkeeping crap defending.

How does Elyanoussi get into the team?

How many times are we going to kick it long out for a goal kick FFS 🤦‍♂️

if you get a few beers down her in the first half you might be able to slot her during half time as well. I'll keep an eye on the match thread for an update.

Apparently James Ward Prowse wants to smash Danny Ings. Should this be on the LGBT thread in the lounge? 🤔

Dont tell me, bet it was a former Liverpool player. I dont think i've ever seen a more over rated player.

4 right backs in the squad again. Okay Trippier can play left back and Walker can play centre back but is it really nescasary? Especially with 2 left backs 6 centre backs and only 5 midfielders.

The transfer guru waving his wand of shit up there. Absolute fraud.

Yeah he played a few times years before he joined us, can’t remember any other German players let alone internationals

Is he our first current German international player? Can’t remember any others

I wonder if Derby will come in for him given the saints Derby connection after all Shilton and Mark Wright both went there the same season in 1987

There isn’t a saints Liverpool connection

We’re going to be getting some big offers for him the summer aren’t we

Lets hope not, but Ralph seems to like him.

I confidently predict a mid season slump seems them drop down to 9th, the greatest fans in the world start the boos, turning on their manager, they rally and manage to make the play offs on the last day of the season, they draw away at Plymouth in the fist leg, followed by leading 1-0 at half time in the second leg, however a 60th minute equaliser brings Plymouth level, the match goes into extra time. Plymouth take the lead in the second minute of extra time then as Pompey push for a leveller Plymouth score a break away goal to make it 1-3 on the night and 2-4 on aggregate. The Plymouth fans invade the pitch and celebrate in front of the Fratton End whilst Pompey are booed off and the mighty 657 are battered by the Guildhall. They tell us we just dont get their passion as they like being in that league anyway.

They've decided to let the guests stay but none of the usual facilities will be open.

That wasn’t Liverpool fans it was the national front

Was just thinking the same, lot of hype around how brilliant Harvey Elliott is but never really seen him stand out whenever I’ve seen him play. He’s only 19 in fairness and only played a few games but I don’t see the hype at the moment

They still talk about him like he’s 18. He’s 24 in a few weeks and played nearly 200 games. Ferdinand going on about he’s going to be a legend but a few areas of his game need to improve. He is and always has been an awful defender.

When we asked he delivered

The worlds greatest right back absolutely done again. Every decent team rinse him