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Yeah I know but tonight is the night it will be all but confirmed, I’m sure there will still be a few loons saying but if we did this… but it’s the last post on the bugle tonight.

Well lose tonight and we are effectively down (I know we are anyway) but we’ll be 9 behind Forest and 8 behind Everton with 3 to play. So we’d have to win every game and Everton lose every them all. Never going to happen

The thing is you wouldn’t be at all surprised if it was

Who gets Forests goal do you think?

Nicking my jokes now saintclever. Not bright enough to come up with your own stuff.

If he’d he read it somewhere it would be guardian, If He’d heard it it’d be what James O’Brien said.

Yes it could be. If only it wasn’t for the fact this is about the 100th time soggy has given an opinion on a famous person or incident and within days he’s randomly bumped into someone that knows them or all about what happened and 100% backs up his views. It might just be an amazing coincidence of course.

Ask yourself why that is…

Yeah he’s laughing at us. Properly got us this time with his fake Andrew Parker-Bowles story that we all fell for hook line and sinker. Im sure in response to Parker-Bowles story Soggy wowed the Romney Marsh coronation lunch with a master class tale of how he went from prosecuting rape and knife crime to be a master wind up merchant on a Southampton football forum

And on the coronavirus thread 45 minutes later. Andrew Parker-Bowles former chum must have been enthralling company.

Course you did 🤣🤣

I actually think there is a decent player in Mara, he’s show moments of quality. His through ball for the goal against Leeds at the start of the season, finish against Man City, it can’t be easy being a young kids playing for a team as shit as us, not ever getting a decent run in the side because we like our attacking players to stop in the opposition not attack ourselves. Plus have two of the worst managers of all time telling your what to do.

Is that just league? If So 13 goal contributions in a team that has only scored 28 all season.

With a strap on?

Yeah well done Soggy, he’s there laughing at us all smugly satisfied with another masterclass in wind up merchanting as he presses all of our buttons and we don’t even know it

Our 14th must win game in a row

Soggy had an illustrious career as admin assistant in the CJS and the Guardian, remember?

A bit different though. Milner is extremely fit, apparently he always wins the Liverpool preseason fitness tests, he’s not had any injuries and is a real leader. Walcott has been in decline for years and struggles with his fitness. He’d be exactly the sort of player you need if you’re going to have a few 18 year olds

Prefer Paul mulllin

My g? Had no idea you were 15, explains a lot

Dare I say it but despite being a skate she could be my new guilty crush

Don’t think I would and I have very low standards

They probably should to be fair, I could do a lot better than some of the donuts scouting the shit we’ve signed

You’d think so wouldn’t you, but despite wearing your Eastleigh season ticket like a badge of honour you know fuck all about football.

Did you miss the other bit about watching a lot of league two football or are you just being a bellend? Think I know the answer to that one given you called me a mong right at the start of this discussion. I guess you being “literally a season ticket holder at eastleigh” makes you more of a visionary to assess a conference players ability. 🤣🤣🤣🤣