Turkish

This is where life becomes incredibly tricky for our resident wokies. How can I be seen to support Muslims and therefore not racist but also support LGBTs. Tough one to get right here

Son will score we will lose, there will be meltdown on here with calls for clueless Ralph to go and all our new signings are crap

Interesting to see how Mara does. Should be a good test. Solid looking line up

It’s Timo time?

Time to expand?

Shirt sales in Germany plus bring out a Werner hot dog in the kiosks

Loan or permanent? Another one from city 🤣

Just seen a tweet from a German barber with 147 followers that we have agreed a fee with Chelsea, must be something in this

Thanks for confirming MLG

How many vegan, lgbt, womens football fans does it take to change a light bulb? it’ll never get changed they’re all to busy telling you how great it all is

https://www.football.london/chelsea-fc/transfer-news/tuchel-chelsea-wesley-fofana-transfer-24620482?fbclid=IwAR2OZUghFdpCDy5EozRCrhoOi_OTKtUqRwtXRLM_PqhpbydULHWfLbLg1-s#l671ceh1zbij69lv5y colwill watch 👀

You definitely dont. See Toadhalls post earlier, he speaks for me.

Mad Nad would probably strap a dildo on her arm and start giving herself a blow job

Hopefully not. Not many things wind me up more than losing a game and some prat saying "well at least i've got (insert name of opposition goalscorer) in my fantasy team"

Sekou Mara, the one and only they said his days were numbered if he stayed in France now he’s on the south coast and things Pompey are pants

Generally people that bang on about womens football and say footy are cocks so very high chance there is a correlation

Reckon she’s plugged Boris?

There are quite a few, have any of them come out as straight yet? It’d be a big step forward for ladies football that we know they aren’t all lessas

Probably need to clean the sheets after a session

14 Women Share Why They Like Pegging Men During Sex (menshealth.com) Rose seems like a game lass.

Correct, he was signed on loan and kept Davis out of the team second half of that season.

Straight swap for Broja?

cost her £2m apparently 🤣

whens the film coming out?

If Declan Rice is worth £130m then JWP with his dead balls must be worth £150m. Ronaldo will score loads of headers from his free kicks.