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Something no one has said. I remember as a kid when the summers were crap my mum blaming polution for the crap summers we used to have and how much better they were when she was a kid. I guess that's done a full 180 now and the crap summers we used to have are now being replaced by hot summers because of polution. BTW is there still a hole in the ozone layer? I remember hearing lots about that 30 years ago but seems to have gone quiet, Acid rain has stopped as well.

Thanks for confirming two U16s aren’t being signed immediately for the first team MLG.

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1549491671678816257?s=21

I’m sure if you check the coronavirus thread it’s the same people that were shitting themselves about the predictions of 1m infections and tens of thousands of deaths a day from omicron. Werent those predictions made by “people who study and work in that field”

What about debating with someone and saying “given you’re so fucking thick”? When trying to get your pout over, quality discussion, yes?

It’s strange as he looked a player in his early days but seems to have got worse and worse as times gone on, maybe his confidence is shot, maybe he’s just not happy here or maybe he was one of those players that can raise their game for a big match but over the course of a season just isn’t up to it. The miss last night was poor, had to be getting there away first time and any half decent striker does.

like who?

Lets hope other clubs dont steal this jewel.

You went outside? Are you crazy?!!

Rumours were he fell out with Ralph so quite probably something in it.

when are they sending the new kit out?

Yeah but equally you have to then question the players motives. Not play very much for Chelsea but earn a shed load of cash or move elsewhere and play regularly. Most players have confidence in their ability and would back themselves to make the first team but after a couple of seasons of being a bit part player and other big money signings coming in then you'd think they'd be wanting a move. If they're not then it suggests their motives are all wrong

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Welcome back to mongboards PB, great to see you back. x

Surely a micro cock is just a large clitros?

No idea, very hard to prove but i did know someone who was director of a company in my industry who was taken to court by his existing company whilst on garden leave because he had spoken to a customer of theirs so there are ways and means. I expect in a lot of cases it's not worth the hassle of following it up but you are still offically employed whilst on garden leave so should not do any work for anyone. I guess if we missed out of a target that went to Leciester then it might be some form of evidence but like i say, very hard to prove.

The subject of the thread is UK Heatwave. You posted a doomsday link to a stuff going on elsehwere giving it all "nothing to worry about" dont get upset because you screwed up. i see you managed to get a dig at the tories in as well

He would very likely be breaching the terms of his contract if he does

It's true, Melts is what they call people with no backbone

Day 2 - still here. Went to the gym early this morning, much to dismay todays WOD was 3 x 400 metre run, 30 sits ups, 20 pulls, 400 metre run. THe bastards made us go outside! Dont they know there is a heat wave on. Somehow managed to battle through it with the other 13 hardy souls in the group. Gym putting on free water refills today, ice water, strawberry or lemon, owner must be labour support, a tory gym owner would be stood by the doorway laughing at everyone dying why he pockets your cash. Depsite the intense workout incredibly didn't see anyone collapsing. On the way despite being stuck in a bit of traffic against the advise of the Kent Gazzette managed to make it home without burning to death. Just waved son off to school and wife off to work, hope they make it home alive, i guess they thought the same about leaving me working from home, although my life insurance policy means i'm worth more to them dead than alive, every cloud and all that. Good luck to everyone today, stay safe and stay alive.

All those individual errors and tactical cock with 19 players though 😳

Jesus wept that is horrific.

Thought he linked up well with Walker Peters and looked to have something about him. Early days, but him and Stuar Armstrong as the two attacking midfielders look decent. Or one of them if we go with a 3 man midfield. Lavia looks potentially real quality and I liked he look of Kotchop although he didn’t really have much to do, got a bit of power in the side now which we’ve been lacking would like the see a striker like Broja come in as well

Yep, those 3 give it away every time it goes near them. All 3 been poor.

actaully quite like the new kit now seen them wearing it.