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That could quite possibly have been me, as I don’t go much anymore I need to do the I’m a better fan than you routine more aggressively than ever

Lazy work shy mods. Wouldn’t be surprised if you lot went on strike demanding to be taken to somewhere better than the corriander lounge for your curry nights

I remember the days of the “just back from the game thread” whilst on the one hand it was a passive aggressive way of boasting about who had been a better fan than others by being at the match I was always amazed how some people managed to get home within 20 minutes or sometimes less. Given the fact it could often take you that long to get out of the stadium sometimes.

Well hello Graeme Souness.

Who made you god?

Heard Kelvin Davis used to always put him out at training when he was here

Newport have equalised against Pompey 🤣

Che is on fire, Harry Mcquire is terrified, che is on fire…..

No they sent a scout to watch him

Like to see Simeu involved, although I wasn’t overly impressed when I saw him last season for Carlisle he was by all accounts very good for most of the season so good to see him tested at league one level. Also hope Ballard gets some time. Hopefully we field a strongish team around them, giving Perrard, Romeu, Redmond some time the later of its only a chance to put himself in the shop window with a good performance. Should be a good drink up for those there, Cambridge is a decent city with some good bars.

Bet they’re not used to fat blokes with football shirts over their hoodies

By Owen Jones one of the biggest twats out there. Even soggy admits he usually avoids him, but when it comes to scoring points on a football forum nothing is off limits it seems

Think he’s out for another 3-4 weeks. Rondon didnt have a good season last year but par for him is about 7-8 a season. Everton will grind out enough results against the poorer team to stay up I think

You’d take the two Italian clubs all day wouldn’t you? Likely to be challenging for the champions league places, Napoli can offer that this season and Roma can offer europa league

Indeed we do 😀

They do look hard to beat though. Pickford, Tarkowski, Cody, Doucoure and Onana is a really solid spine. Rondon is good for 5-10 goals per season and Calvert-Lewin is a good player if he can stay fit. When Gordon goes you’d expect them to sign at least one or two attacking players. I expect to see them in lots of low scoring games but will have enough to stay up as they will concede a lot less than clubs in the relegation battle

Hey @AlexLaw76 as soggy is obsessed with you why don’t you tell him a few stories about how you’ve defended his right to blame Boris Johnson for his debts, maybe you could list a few medals and allocades you’ve got whilst he’s been busy making up characters that live in Romney Marsh that completely back up everything he posts on about on a football forum

The headline “deal for Gordon’s Alive” writes itself when it is close to completion

About the same time as the rest of the staff and players

I bet he was chringing when they read this out 🤣🤣

I met the man of dreams then met his beautiful wife, it’s the reason I transitioned if I’m honest

This may come as a shock to you but it is possible to make a point on a football forum with lying, being completely insufferable or both.

Boris looks like a your typical fat, scruffy, pasty British tourist doesn’t be. Bet he went back for seconds at every buffet and still complained about the food

Great player and a great bloke. Really said to hear

Surely the right wing scum journos would not have his support? They’re trying to smear labour to keep those evil tories in power