Turkish

The inevitable Chris wood goal

She could open your beer bottles with her clitoris

Chalk stream to be exact 😇 https://www.visit-hampshire.co.uk/explore/rivers-and-canals/river-itchen

Yes the itchen 🤣

You beat me to it

True don’t think he’s scored for Newcastle yet has he? You know what that means

A very average side there

Great chance to see what the northam would be like as a kop end

Just remembered my son plays futsal on a thursday evening with a kid whose dad used to play for Spurs, i'll ask him his view and claim an exclusive.

Dont forget Alan Hutton also said Liveamento would be a good signing for Spurs, it's basically a done deal.

We struggled to shift 25,000 for a semi final against Chelsea a few years ago so no chance we'd shift nearly 3 times that. They'll proabably end up giving them to the NHS, local people and local schools, which will have plenty of Chelsea fans in it anyway.

Guess this means they cant sell any away tickets either and if they get to the FA Cup Semis and Final and champions league final they wont be allowed an allocation.

RankXeroxSaints72 if i remember rightly

#noplanb

Strange that someone doing such an impressive job, a champions league winning legend of the game, lost a dressing room of proffesional sportsmen early because the fans didn't like him

Why would the fans not liking him have an impact on his performance?

Do fans pick the team, do the coaching and chose the tactics then?

Didn't stop him or Everton

I thought they'd be all over the champions league winning legend of the game Rafa Benitez.

My god you’re boring, have a day off will you? I thought you’d love Bercow after he said Johnson was the worst prime minister he’d ever seen.

What with it being world womens day are there any ladies we can sign that would improve us? What about that yank bird that looks like a lessa? She’s can stick it in the onion bag by the looks of it. Better than long or a 89th minute sub?

I didn’t realise Christensen was available on a free when I posted this so get him on the bus too

Probably the reaction of most sane people. Sadly there are those desperate to prove how woke they are will lap it up. On that note where is @aintforever? Usually his claxon goes off within seconds of being able to give no opinion but alluded to being highly virtuous

I'd want to be where TDWar is. He'd have done the statisical analysis of exactly where to be when the bomb dropped and the XHit zone. I'd want to be as far away as possible from Soggy, he'd be screaming how we should do more to protect the immigrants and Putin is just another Katie Hopkins/Tommy Robinson. But despite us getting nuked it's all the fault of the blooy tories.

You're assuming the bloke has a penis. Your bigotry will be your undoing.