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I believe in rasmus he’s done a Ted talk and looks cool with his rolled up sleeves. Ticks every box for a modern leader

I’m sure our fabulous analytic people will be all over it

How is the golf in Ireland pal?

Your girlfriend

Two good defenders, a solid defensive midfielder and a box to box midfielder, plus a vaguely competent keeper and guess what you don’t concede many, who’d have thought it 🤯

I guess we’ll see What happens when an irresistible force meets a moveable object

You just know he’s going to have a shit start to the season then bang in a hatrick against us

Erling Haaland v Jack Stephens. Biggest mismatch of all time?

However Matteo Le Dio on lerossobluweb.com has just pulled up numero uno Rossoblu tifoso for offering to drive him to Southampton himself

he blocked me for reminding him 🤣

I'll never forget when he posted almost exactly the same about Charlie Austin and he did sign the next day.

The same person who also said Calum Chambers was the new Bobby Moore.

on that note people posting photos of their feet at the end of a sunbed, why? no one wants to see your frigging feet.

He's football manager which is even geekier!

According to this has the potential to be good enough to be the same level as Grelish and Tielemans. Looks exicting to me! Mattias Svanberg FIFA 22 - Rating and Potential - Career Mode | FIFACM

Sounds familiar. Is he good at pointing and shouting? How are his post match embarrassing defeat interviews?

3 of those were loans and Gardos was a cheap back up player whose career was ruined by injury, not really mistakes. We didnt really invest big money, it was big for us because we've been conditioned to think £20m is big money but we only spent what we made from sales and our transfer fees are still way below comparable clubs. 10 years of premier league football with most of it with a sell to buy strategy, pretty remarkable that we've stayed up and that we've ended up so skint.

but 20% of them were released before. #onthefrontfoot #aheadofthegame #leaddontfollow #noholdsbarred #thesouthamptonway

People will suck up any old shit fed to them by the club. Remember all the nonense about needing a left and right footed centre back, despite the fact that some of the best centre back partnerships of all time have both had the same stronger foot. 🤣

JFKs at the end of ocean village was alright when it first opened. Simons wine bar used to be decent for an older type, lizard Lounge and Rhino were my preferred places late 90s, early 00s.

No. I’d rather clap with my hands covered in your shit

You went on holiday to Portsmouth? Was it supporting a charity or something ?

That too.

What? Eriksen would be our best player by a mile. We won’t be in for him though as won’t have a high resale value