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Sixty fucking five percentage possession and you don’t think we deserved to win 🤦

Look at the geezer Man United have just hired beard ✅ dark hair ✅ possession based football ✅ we really are reinventing football with Russ

Could it be said he won us 3 points today?

Now we’ve got that win we will FLY up the table even better news is that today was our tenth game so we are now fully adapted to the premier league we are 4 points ahead of schedule

2 matches 2 wins Cup quarter finalist 4 goals 1 Clean sheet it’s all coming together

Martin turning it around I see 👍

God is with us today 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

FFS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You don’t want another record?

You underestimate our ability to give leads away

Take that dugout inventors 👊👊👊👊

Absolutely smashing them 65/35

What happened to DoC?

Was the SAF the guy that went to a uni up north? Proper little dweeb iirc

What there was a flood in 1957 before climate change became fashionable. How can this be?

When did Halloween become a thing? When I was a kid no one talked about it you might get one trick or treater but Bonfire night was a much bigger thing. Now everyone’s all over it

Maybe the wall could adopt Delilah as his anthem to inspire him to run a bit more

Weird. I much doubt duckie was thinking about you telling his missus you’re in your local staring at the mix raced bar maids tits as you thank Kier Starmer for adding to you burgeoning debts by putting the cost of your pint up

Nathan Jones saints beat Man City in the same competition Mara scored. Saints to win with Sulemana and Tall Paul bagging?

Except it doesn’t no one clarified which season did they.

It started so well too. Steven Caulker at the back doing Steven Caulker things, Steklenberg as glovesman who let in pretty much every shot on target that prick Daniel Strurridge scoring two and Origi getting a hattrick typically I think they were his first goals of the season. It was hailed as a Klopp masterclass 🤦

We’ve already done that in 1976 FFS

Shame he’s cup tied

Last time we played Liverpool at home at this stage of the same competition we lost 1-6. Anything better than 1-6 would proven Martin is better the. Koeman

The winners only of that game not the winners of football as a whole