Turkish

correct

he played about three games very late in his career, he was on loan but a completely pointless signing.

I played 28 times for my country including at a world cup finals where we were semi finalists but never made an appearance in their own domestic league. I have premier league winners medal and I have played for 5 English teams in my career playing in the premier league, championship and league 2 along with spells in Greece and the MLS. I made my English football debut against Southampton, later joining them. I have also appeared on Grange Hill. Who am i?

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Are you really surprised?

v Man United. IIRC Curiosity Killed the Cat mimed on the pitch at half time and their singer pulled up his top to reveal a Chelsea shirt to the milton end as they walked off

v Man United. IIRC Curiosity Killed the Cat mimed on the pitch at half time and their singer pulled up his top to reveal a Chelsea shirt to the milton end as they walked off

Alan Smith for England and Leeds

John Mortimore?

Roberto Carlos and Denis Bergkamp both played for Inter, sorry.

It was more trying to remember the last time I could masterbate that many times an hour

I take it you’re only 14 then...

As I said above Van basten and Maldini were probably my two favourites ever but could only pick one so went to my next favourite Italian or Dutch and Totti was preferred to Rijkard so that was the decision made.

Exactly. Just making the point It’s not going to be a worlds best ever XI because some brilliant players can’t get in because you can only choose one from Barcelona, real, the great Milan teams, Man U, juventus etc.

Guess you do, most I know are now screaming 12000 HAVE DIED AND ITS ALL THE TORIES FAULT on social media

Apart from Buffon in lighthouses

Quite. It’s interesting that Kompany makes a lot of teams I’ve said, food but not great. Yet I’ve not seen the likes of Fat Ronaldo, figo, Weah, Eto, Platini, Inesiesta, Baresi, Buffon make anyone’s.

That was probably the most cringeworthy thing I’ve ever seen. A club with the self titled best fans in the world giving the opposition a standing ovation, cheering their players and even wenger saying how they were cheering for arsenal. The weirdest thing is they are proud of it and they say it shows their class. Imagine if we’d done that, they’d never let us live it down.itd been scummers full of plastics, not real scum fans etc etc.

Van dojo and Gerard both at Liverpool

Have a go, it’s really hard, you have to leave out quite a few obvious choices. Look at my team No way is Packie Bonner even in the 50 best keepers of all time but to fit into the country and no clash of club you have to have a few odd ones for it to work.

Predictive text ffs

Fail. Czech and maker birth played for Chelsea

I said a good player. He was sh1te

Also I love lewadowski so wanted him in but try finding a good German player who hasn’t played for Bayern (apart from Andreas Moller who is an utter helmet)

That was a dilemma I had, Van basten and Maldini are two of my favourite players ever but due to both playing for AAC Milan could only have one. My original team had Ramos and Zidane (both played for real) and shilton and Mcgrsth who both played for derby.