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I can’t be a reed to go back through the posts but you did say it a few years ago and got rightly rinsed for it. I’m not surprised you’re denying it though. However Why are you trying to turn this thread into one about you? Weird.

Okay Matthew pretend you never said any of it. I would too to be fair :lol::lol:

So because I understand it and you don’t I’m not allowed to say you don’t understand it even though you admitted you didn’t, brilliant!! That’s almost as good as you once claiming saints have more match going fans than Everton Go have a shower mate, even though the government haven’t categorically told you’re allowed yet, when they said wash your hands they didn’t mean stop showering.

I dont give a toss if you believe me or not and i certainly dont have to explain myself to you. However some people aren't toddlers that need their hands holding to make every single decision with explanations for everything we do, you aren't one of those people. Sorry about that.

I understood it perfectly well thanks. Are you still waiting for the government to tell you you're allowed to take a shower again as several weeks ago they told you to wash your hands?

True, Corbyn would have been a disaster.

What bits are you struggling with? You didn't understand the governments instructions because it wasn't spelt out to you, that's a fact not incorrectly accusing you of a lack of understanding. The other thread it wasn't spelt out to you either and you couldnt grasp either, what's the common denominator here? Anyway, stop trying to turn this thread into being about you, it's not all about you believe it or not.

I got bored with you constantly failing to understand properly on the other thread so it's no wonder you cant understand the governments clear instructions on this. You're the sort of person that needs everything spelling out in black and white, that's not Boris Johnsons fault.

Well it looks like they are spelling out for everyone who was incapable of either acting on their own common sense or reading the document themselves.

I do wonder how labour would have handled this. The media should be absolutely ashamed of themselves they way they've carried on.

There seem to be an awful lot of toddlers in this country who need their hand holding. Since the 23rd March they seem to be unable to make decisions for themselves or what every single possible scenario spelt out to them. Funnily enough a lot of them, at least the ones on twitter were political and health masterminds before the 23rd March.

If a hod carrier is carrying a pile of bricks on some scaffolding and the bricklayer needs a slash and needs to get past him at exactly the same as someone in the building leans out of the window is the hod carrier better off throwing himself off the scaffolding or should the bricklayer stop and take a p*ss where he is standing? Why didn't Johnson cover this scenerio off in his 10 minute speech. IT IS NOT CLEAR WHAT A SHAMBLES

When you have a nation that a large part is screaming (led by idiots like Piers Morgan) because they haven't had a clear directive from the Prime Minister if they are allowed to talk to their dad if he happens to walk past a park bench whilst they are sitting next to their mum it really isn't a surprise.

You mean the herd immunity strategy they were lambasted for, yes?

Can we take showers yet or still only allowed to wash our hands?

Me too. I’ve been battering my 7 year old in the drive the last 6 weeks at football cricket and tennis, can’t wait to take it to proper surfaces to show him how much he has to learn

Steve Bull? I saw him on the Jeremy Kyle show several years ago, although I heard he’s lost loads of weight and got himself a woman.

Forkeye the half time program seller

You’re right, he was rumored for the sack. He was a great manager for us, he rebuilt the team when he got here and we were better than we could have hoped, then the end of his second season was some of the best stuff I’ve seen from us, however people forget that time around Christmas when all was not well, we were on a really bad run then things suddenly clicked and we were magnificent for the rest of the season apart from one or two games. Also people give Puel a hard time for our performance against ber’sheeva but we were equally as bad if not worse against the danish team who knocked us out in the qualifiers.

Imagine the post match interviews. Jim Davidson cracking mother in law jokes, Bobby Davro doing Paul Daniels impressions, we can talk on here about how far we've come since having to put up with boring Claude

Apparently she was just delivering beer. Obviously you'd get a 49 year old footballers wife to deliver beer to a teenagers party on a council estate.

I have it on good authority the land on Jacksons farm was being disruptive influence around the club and whilst we wanted to keep it it made it clear it wanted to be sold

Yep, within a few weeks you've got most of the forum rolling their eyes every time they see one of your posts, which on there is quite an achievement, congratulations.

I see Piers Morgan has managed to get a test after showing mild symptoms. I thought he's been telling us for months its a DISGRACE people are getting tested when front line workers cant get them?