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I wonder how the real "Sherlock" would have fared if he'd been blind as well?

it's as simple as that.....

Just because you're English, it doesn't mean you can use "wrong" instead of "wrongly".

You're predicting the minute at which our players score? Sigh........ My 14 year old is above stuff like that.

this is becoming a pretty pathetic joke. Now he has an elbow injury. This guy is made from glass it seems.

Pretty lame thread for a loyal player over the last few years. Gazza proved nothing today, he had little to do and was dodgy on the goal. Kelv would have been slated for standing there rooted to the spot.

What's a "no reason?" You know, the thing that you're like.

I'd take one of the lads selling programmes outside the stadium over Kelv at the moment.

What a savaging! I thought that Fox and Fonte played far better than they have so far this season, albeit in a unit that shipped 6 goals. The real shocker for me was how appallingly bad Lallana was. Absolutely awful. even Guly has not played nearly that badly this year. I lost count of how many turnovers came off Lallana's feet today. Worst player on the pitch - and that's hard for me to say as I rate him highly. Even bought my son a Lallana Saints shirt this Summer.

Muriel ...... LOL

Pretty strange decision. All Sharp does is score goals. We've seen almost nothing of Lee, very little of JRod and absolutely nothing of the African guy.

In that he has two legs and two arms,yes. As a footballer, it's night and day.

Well worth your 15,991st post. thanks for letting us know....

There are worse CBs in the Prem than Jos. On his offensive prowess alone he's worth a spot. What did he score in the league last year? 8? Fonte on the other hand was playing above his capabilities last year and it showed. This year I'm afraid he will be a liability. Thankfully we have a new CB in town as of today.

I can just see you in front of your computer, willie in your left hand, empty pizza boxes all around and smudges on your milk bottle bottomed glasses. Internet cool guy...............

Nige does know that it takes more than forwards to win the proverbial "game of football" doesn't he? Ye Gods, is he going to stun the Prem by playing a 2-2-6 formation? davis fonte hooiveld lallana cork lee rodriguez ramirez sharp lambert mayuka Fingers crossed for a couple of backs........

I'm surprised that one of th elimp hand wringing brigade hasn'gt sallied forth with accusations of racism..... Anyway, it's interesting how we see games differently. I thought that Guly was OK against Wigan and absolute sh1te against city. His main deficiency is a total lack of a first touch - pretty strange for a Brazillian professional footballer.

"Buy low, sell high" as usual.

I would like to send you both a PM to state that it's "you're" and "must've" but I know I'd be wasting my time.

It's hard to give points, but: excellent: Clyne,Lambert,J-Rod Good: S.Davis,Punch,Jos, Fonte(surprisingly) Average: JWP,Lallana,Kelv, Schneiderlein Poor: Guly, No rating:Sharp (due to 5 mins only)

Ottery Give me time. I have already spent my entire morning watching the game. I appreciate your efforts with min/sec and will get back to the thread when the replay hits the TV this evening.

Guly was sh1te. His whiff at goal was a typical guly play. More importantly he constantly kills an attack by passing behind his teammates rather than in front. One of his apologists: please note down the exact minute and second of a good Guly moment today and I'll review the game to see if I missed it. Of course, you won't.....

I'm supposed to believe that you have a GF, and a life with almost 16,000 posts on an internet forum. As they say "LOL".

Having lived in the U.S. for the last thirty years I often wonder why Brits have this sense of superiority. Strange...... To be fair to the Fulham guy, what did he say that was inaccurate? We will struggle mightily with our current defence, and it's almost too late to strengthen.

Can't do it sitting down then?