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None of the names in the clues are meant to be taken seriously 🙂 although who knows.

Nah, the first thing I say when this lot appoint a manager is, 'Why?'

Thanks THB.

A mystery figure was spotted entering the south gate at Staplewood. Meanwhile the club artist is busy drawing a caricature and there has been a rustle of contracts being shuffled. Rasmus has issued the directive 'Oh kneel before the new king' and someone is busy crafting barrels. Make of that what you will.

To turn us into anything remotely resembling Sunderland lite we'll need more than Oriol. They have recruited wisely and realised you need a squad/team packed with athletes who have strength, power and speed. We have little or none in our squad yet continue to recruit comparative weaklings. Spors needs to wake up and smell the coffee.

15 posts. I smell bullshit.

Whatever you say about Will Still at least he had the balls to drop Captain Jack. I fear whoever the new manager is will stick him straight back into the side.

Brilliant news! Welcome back Oriol. Now go kick some of those weak asses in the dressing room.

Oh dear.

At last a bit of physical strength.

On the odd days they were in they'd train like beasts.

What you mean the bloke who thought Damion Downs was a footballer - good luck with that.

Sounds like something Rasmus would do.

Pretty sure this will be the case. Keep your gob shut or there's no pay out.

Has the data led tombola come up with a name yet?

Agree and to play it you need proper wing backs which we don't have. We end up with 5 at the back and no midfield so no link from back to midfield to strikers.

Agree but it's a solid step in the right direction. Someone who doesn't get blown over by a puff of wind.

He'll be fine for us - we already play walking football most of the time.

Yeah, time to put your handbags away lads.

Listen if he needs a few friendlies to get match fit enough to be a better option than the current losers he must be over the hill. Stick him straight in the side on Wednesday and give him the captain's armband.

Player manager? 🙂

Corrected that for you.

Can't say I'm surprised.

Obviously written for him by someone at the club.

I was with you all the way until this bit 🙂