Convict Colony

Pirlo

For future reference when turkish starts player threads like this then we will know they are shithouse.

Another thing about carrick as well is the entitlement that we think he will drop boro at the first look at our gstring and come down south. Boro arent a poor team etc, well run and he lives near his family, there is no way he leaves the artic circle for the med any time soon.

Agree with mara as i would like to see him as he has longer term potential and i think he is a gangster. Tall paul i think can be a player in a possession heavy team if we transition to that.

Play the player not the narrative. His first touch is not shit he's played some delightful balls with his back to goal and to be honest we dont know what we have as this team is so shit, selection inconsistent so he gets 15mins every now and again and we have the only players in the league who have a geninue wookie on the team who then refuse to cross it in. If we move to a possession heavy approach he doesn't have to run as much and improves his endurance after only 5 months in a new league then i think he can be a player, if we stick with high press then its a no.

I assume Russell Martin is the love child of russell grant and chris martin.

Disclaimer i got chatgpt to write this and i've not read it cos its too long but asked it to do a horror story fitting for this season. "Deep in the heart of Southampton, nestled between the shadows of towering buildings and whispering streets, lay St. Mary's Stadium. The home of Southampton Football Club was not just a place for jubilant cheers and victorious celebrations—it held a haunting secret that few knew about. Legend had it that a cursed specter, known as the Ghost of Saints, roamed the halls of the stadium when the moon was full. It was said to be the tormented spirit of a forgotten player, a talented athlete whose promising career had been cut short in a tragic accident many years ago. On a gloomy autumn night, as a dense fog draped the city, a group of friends ventured into St. Mary's Stadium. Convict colony, a fearless soccer enthusiast, led the way, eager to uncover the truth behind the ghostly tales. The moment they stepped through the gates, an eerie chill descended upon them. The air grew thick with an unsettling presence, causing their breaths to catch in their throats. They pushed forward, drawn deeper into the stadium's mysterious darkness. As they entered the deserted player's tunnel, a faint whisper echoed through the concrete walls. The sound of distant footsteps reverberated, growing louder with each passing moment. Panic crept into their hearts, but their curiosity kept them moving forward. Suddenly, the tunnel's lights flickered, casting eerie shadows that danced and twisted along the walls. Their eyes darted around, searching for the source of the flickering lights, only to find themselves face to face with a pale, translucent figure—a figure clad in the uniform of Southampton FC. It was the Ghost of Saints, Moi Elyounoussi The ghostly player floated silently, his eyes filled with sorrow and longing. The friends froze in terror, unable to tear their gaze away from the haunting specter. As if pulled by an unseen force, they followed the ghost as it drifted down a narrow corridor. They emerged onto the pitch, their footsteps muffled by the damp grass. The stadium's stands loomed like silent sentinels, creating an eerie amphitheater for their encounter with the supernatural. The ghostly player led them to the center circle, where he revealed his tragic tale. He had been a rising star for Southampton FC, brimming with talent and dreams of a glittering career. However, fate had intervened on a fateful night, when an unforeseen accident had taken his life prematurely. His spirit remained trapped within the stadium, forever seeking solace and redemption for the dreams left unfulfilled. The friends listened with a mix of awe and sympathy, feeling the weight of the ghost's anguish pressing upon them. Before vanishing into the night, Moi pleaded for their help. He begged them to spread his story, to ensure that his memory would not fade away into obscurity with a move to the turkish liga. With solemn promises on their lips, they watched as the ghostly figure dissolved into mist and drifted away. The friends left the stadium, forever changed by their encounter. They carried the tale of the Moi Ghost of Saints with them, sharing it with anyone who would listen. And as the legend grew, so did the recognition of the forgotten player, forever etched into the fabric of Southampton FC's history. To this day, when the moon is full and the winds whisper through St. Mary's Stadium, the spirits of soccer fans claim they can still hear the echoes of Moi Elyounoussi telling people to get into position, reminding them of the fragility of dreams and the power of remembrance."

Worst player huh, interesting very interesting, a lot of choice, some absolute whoppers this season pretty much across the board. hmmmmmm soooooooo much choice. Ok my worst player of this season has been................ah fuck it they've all been shit except from Lavia

which sick fuck reopened this thread

I see upurbuttspor are interested in bednerak

Its like a stalker say he's going nowhere

Found the link straight away bro - use the internet next time.

I've got no idea but I wish we would announce so we can all move onto slagging him off phase. You have to believe they've got the manager already who is already working informally with Wilcox but won't announce until end of the season to show the correct respect to Selles and the team.

I think it helped he had Harvey Elliot spotting and playing his runs instead of Stevie wonder visionary playmakers we have.

11th in the league after villa defeat On 35pts Players self preservation ahead of the summer

I am going for 5 threads by the time the transfer window closes talking about who is going to leave us

Finally a proper reviewer appears, a man who uses half marks as well. Good man

Thinking about it shouldn't we be trying to lock down our preferred manager asap. Get them locked in before Leeds/Leicester get confirmed relegated etc so we are not left with the also rans.

No one mentioned that in the telegraph today that Rasmus is apparently involved in the manager search. Rasmus Ankersen, the chief executive and co-founder of Sport Republic, who was previously co-director of football at Brentford, had seriously considered Torino’s Ivan Juric and former Schalke coach Frank Kramer when Hasenhuttl left in November, and is again expected to spearhead the managerial search.

Chat gpt or his agent wrote it.

Nathan we've got 6 weeks break now so i'll give you all 2 weeks off in November then change my tactics 5 time in the first game back Jones say hi.

Think he was talking about moving from Ingolstadt to RB rather than us.

where's puel, pellegrino and hughes ?