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I liked the cut of Sarmiento, he was decent I thought. To be honest if there is 1 nation in south America I'm confident of recruiting from that fits the EPL it's Argentina, the country where they have to graduate shit house school before they can get on the pitch.

When it's good its us when its bad it's they 🤣

Just going to bump this so I can try and get the right order

Someone needs him to define what high tempo means ? Long balls can be high tempo, passing through the lines can be high tempo etc Recycling between defenders and midfield definitely isn't. I'm not bothered about possession ever since Leicester won the league with terrible possession stats.

Yeah I sort of got the sense as soon as the first long ball went the defender was like oh fuck I shouldn't of done that. Definitely played better out of the back today but so far this season our back 4 or 5 isn't my worry, it's just everything else.

Come on bro you know the saintsweb research team has already shared what a Croatian groupie looks like. I can only assume you've gone to the school of thought where you learn what's the difference between a dog and a fox ? 8 pints

Also just as an aside I'm still not sure what if any is the best role for the English gervinho.

Thought we looked faster to be honest but Che was and has been fighting alone all season so deserved a rest.

Happy with that. Performance was disjointed and we keep missing that open play connection to give clear cut chances to our forwards but good old fashioned grit and effort got us through. Players played with more confidence as we scored and to be honest palace didnt look the more likely to win after half time. Lyanco did a great job on Zaha, credit where its due I thought him shutting down their best player made him my MOM. Jones is not inflexible as he played 4 at the back and got a result, wasnt as long ball as the other games, we tried to play a bit. JWP was his all action self, think we are still lightweight in midfield and especially on right hand side of attack and a striker but they will come. This result will give the boys something to build on and show them that they can beat premier league teams. Good job all round, lets hope this give Jones some more confidence cos any person whose been panned before he got the job and then the results were shit deserves some positivity for a bit. Bit worried about Perraud, he's been a bit shit for a while now, he didnt offer too much attacking and i always get the feeling he's a walking yellow card as he gets pissed off too easily, why not try our smurf larios for a game or is he injured. Anyway hopefully we get someone uber shit in the next round.

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Those hotties always makes us harder ......to beat

Wayne Rooney's new job ?

I like DCC clapping the other defenders when they do a good job.

Good forward effort there, mara rushing to close a passing lane which made defender pass back and Armstrong close the keeper down. Well done lads

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Suggest getting a stripper, beer and a bacon sandwich

Out of all the south London footballers we get Aribo whose shit

We are back on schedule now

Wonder if Edozie on the right is giving him a look as we intend to move him over there with orsic on the left.

Been on the sauce since 8am

Am directly watching in this one http://tennews.live/daily/news/crystal-brighton07a1/

Today there will be only own goals at the palace end.