Convict Colony

Tuchel is morphing into gollum

We are the comeback kings

Can see why Ralph listens to Selles, he's wearing even tighter tracksuit bottoms than Ralph would normally wear.

This curcella is not worth 2 gakpo's

Or of course Scott Parker’s sacking leaves him free for Forest to sign him as a central midfielder.

http://www.ovostreams.com/events/2022/southampton-vs-chelsea-s1/

Tuchel complaining about injuries and small squad, its like the bloke never managed a shit team with no money before. Their bench player was our starting striker for half the season.

Moi again 😗

just use catpoo

Interestingly enough gakpo shares the same agency as will smallbone and a certain welsey hoedt.

agree dont think they need one with martinelli starting and viera on the bench

Imagine we sign Gakpo and Ramos edit - joe shields is still following him on insta

Gakpo if he is coming needs to be confirmed by tomorrow for PSV to be able to get a player in before their window closes Weds. A medical was booked for today so is it plausible that he has a medical today and the clubs negotiate through to tomorrow in these types of circumstance ?

Seems like a consistent thing with parker both at bournemouth and fulham.

I get the interest in garner but dont understand how that is newsworthy ahead of me expressing an interest in shagging gal gadot and margot robbie.

When have we ever signed a country's player of the year and football writers player of the year ? (insert keegan comment) I think the risk in signing him for up to 30mil with his potential upside is a better deal and still cheaper than defenders like Botman, Zinchenko or Aguerd who all cost more.

Stengs from Nice - apparently it was just agent talk and he's defo at antwerp. they are getting El Ghazi who is the maduke replacement while he is out injured and would need to replace cody

MLG just putting down names for his return.

Also the dutch transfer window "slams shut" on Weds night rather than Thurs night due to a error by the dutch FA who thought it was wednesday across Europe (you cant make this up). So they really need to sort out if gakpo is leaving or not cos we can still shop on thurs and they cant replace at all.

Mpabbe currently praying its neymar who is absolutely bang on form so far this season which always happens in a world cup year.

On another note has MLG been temporary banned to give everyone a bit of space for a week or 2 ? everyone was picking on him a fair bit so assume the adults in the room gave him some time off ?

The difference is Ajax has breaking bad levels of cash reserves after champions leagues, eredevisie and awesome transfer sales from the last 5 yrs, they can just say no and not worry about the money, so the price was more about Man U's desperation to buy rather than ajax wanting to sell. PSV on the other hand cannot do that, they need money as they made their first loss in over a decade last year due to covid, they would of lost more but all clubs had government support. This year that govt support is gone and they were relying on getting in the champs league proper to recover their finances, so thanks to rangers they need some cash and to return to profit they need to sell a player or 2.

This thread title sounds like a date night gone wrong

Might not of been playing 100% (subconsciously) lots of teams interested in him no point getting injured when you could be set for life in a few weeks.