Convict Colony

This thread title sounds like a date night gone wrong

Might not of been playing 100% (subconsciously) lots of teams interested in him no point getting injured when you could be set for life in a few weeks.

They make it sound like they are buying a horse

That would be the porn blocker you've got set up cos being linked to gakpo is absolutely filthy 👍

As in most of our lifetimes 🤣🤣🤣

Just checked out the psv forum to see what they say. 30% of the posts were complaining that they weren't as rich as Ajax and need the money after missing out on champions league. They think they can get around 40+ for him. A couple mentioned we would be a good club for him, very offensive and he would play alot with world cup coming up (this is a big thing here for players at mo as van gaal said they need to be playing to go) and he would then move to a bigger club in a few years.

Anyone subscribe to the telegraph, assume it's the old, here you go, no we want a lot more and by weds we will meet them in the middle with realistic add ons hitting their number. He will then fail the medical 🤣

One thing I think we have going for us is this, unless your name is Ten Haag no one else really rates the eredevsie enough to spend big money in there on what they see as unproven in a proper league. They look at the flops which make up the majority rather than the quality few who do well. Can't be too many other teams willing to spend 30/35mil on the bloke who will say to him "come play for us, the big teams want to see if your skills transfer well, perform for 2 years and you will be 100mil player", also he has seen us do it with van dijk, mane etc etc.

No way we are bidding if we havent already agreed the move with his agents

He's a proper journalist down south so legit

No way bro I will have it on my 2nd work screen so I'm getting paid for it and also doesnt it "slam shut" on Thurs

Can confirm they are also in the dark. They think he will only go to a top club rather than leave PSV for us but they expect a "decision" by Gakpo soon.

Off to their forum in a bit to see if they are as clueless as us 😂😂

That might of helped us - put off other clubs and reduce his price with the window close to "slamming shut". Based on the last years performance though he was Player of the Year in the eredevise and also won the pundits player of the year.

usually

Am thinking a draw in this game but will pray for a win, think we have been better every game now we have a moved to 4 at the back.

To be honest wouldnt be shocked if when man u get antony from Ajax then Ajax use some of that money for gakpo, following the Bayern method of buying up all the best domestic talent or then take the king #Ziyechwatch back from Chelsea. Expect PSV to go and buy the other goal and assist machine Karlsson from AZ Alkmaar. Personally I think it is a bit of a reach for us getting gakpo - surely he has bigger clubs looking at him - Van nisteelroy is quoted as being worried that if he does lose players he wont have time to replace them - expect to see some movement in PSV soon this week i guess. Edit - saw PSV enquiring at City for Adedire Mebude (12 goals / 17 assists) - looks like gakpo is defo going somewhere.

Finally someone from the club read my posts about gakpo back in june 🤣

Even his missus and local bar maids enjoy the moment

This is prime saintsweb entitlement, like we should know how a company is going to spend millions of pounds. We await it to happen and enjoy the moment, don't worry about things you cant control.

Reckon Rodgers will be a gonna soon, can't even not lose to a 10 man Chelsea

You sir have put it more succinctly than I could have

Finally a scouting report that was right

He has been everything I feel we have missed last season, he works so so hard, gets stuck in and is unpredictable going forward. For these first few games I'd like him to get a contract, imagine him as a no.10 in front of perraud, they both comfortably defend when they interplay and moussa can be very dangerous up front.