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hahahaha no one on here is that funny

Recently due to some top level internet browsing that for reasons of being a threat to my personal liberty I cannot talk about I stumbled across a true legend of the internet age, a gent who without a thought to his safety has made it his mission to leave feedback on news articles and facebook pages of companies in a demonstration of top class trolling. His raison d'etre is to write a comment that is so inane that it usually gets some hilarious feedback, he is usually posing as an old guy to add to the role. If you have time check out his website (if you are in the MS then you have time) . http://horseysurprise.tumblr.com/ Ken M - Internet Legend.

Expect to lose this, I think my optimism has been used up over the 2nd half of the season seeing as we couldn't score in a brothel recently.

I see this comment over and over again and it is purely down to how the new manager likes to play and the type of players he has "confidence" in. Vilhena scored 6 goals and made 7 assists in the season before (think he was 19) when Koeman was the boss and won MOM twice that season. The fact he is left footed and scores means he offers something different to JWP/Davies which for a young player who can develop a lot over time for about 3-4mil would be a no brainer Scout Report: http://www.squawka.com/news/squawka-scouting-report-what-could-tonny-vilhena-offer-southampton/289970

Drop a guy who has played a world cup final, been called into the dutch squad and scored more than both our ATTACKING midfielders combined in the half a season he has been here.

hahahhahahahahaha Reminds me of this one. What's the definition of Relative Humidity? The sweat on your boll_ocks when your f_cking your sister

Didn't our defender head it which played him onside ?

Enthusiasm can make a big difference for inexperience, look at the Everton home game when we played arguably our weakest team of the season. Pelle is not worth his place on current form, change the formation and play someone else, neither is steve davis or tadic. We need something different as the stark reality is we have not looked like scoring a lot in many of the games over the last couple of months. Our DEFENSIVE midfielders has scored way more than would ever be expected in other teams whilst our ATTACKING midfielders have done fark all. Using capitals makes me feel important :-)

I would just say for the money he cost Steve Davis has been brilliant but we need the occasional goal to really nail down that position his one weakness.

Preach brother preach. All I want for next season is an AM who scores goals. Phrases like "good work" "unseen job" are phrases to describe someone who cannot score a goal, something which is the basic function of their job. In no particular order of random AM's we could afford in fee and wages: Winjaldum Vilhena Myer (Schalke) Piazon Just to name a few.

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Your sir have a quality username and it gives me an opportunity to post my fav meme about my fav player.

Tadic/Pelle/Clyne were much better in 2014.

Paging Mr Alpine Saint

can someone buy our team some boots where they don't slip over all the time

If we are going to have a non open play goal scoring midfielder on the pitch then at least make it JWP as he can at least pass and cross. Davis has had lead in his boots for a few games now.

just came on here to say that, he's had a shocking last month

Matic cost Chelsea 21 mil when they resigned him so I'd say Morgan defo 25mil based on his performances in the premier league