Convict Colony

No boobies but kinda of cool = Fail, record attempt

I am going for your record but in the MS this time.

All I know living in africa is Hippo's are awesome and they remind me of the old men in the muppet show who are always slagging off people. Last post in every thread attempt in the MS

the above always reminds me of that Tom Hanks film with the donkey. Going for last post on every thread in the MS.

Last post on the first page of the MS, I go for Milton Keynes or Luton being ****ing ****

can I be the last post on every thread ?

Going for a record last post on MS

Its so quiet on this forum I am beginning to look forward to Beary's San Antonio flashbacks and men's toilets stories

hahaha ****ing hell that made me laugh. I do have this tag, like many others not a big fan of Tag generally but i really liked the aesthetics of this one. Next on my list would be one of these a Rolex Pro-Hunter Daytona, Pro-Hunter are like the AMG of Mercedes for Rolex.

hahahaha the only way it would of been better if youself, Alpine and Glasgow were all doing the same thing on the same thread, the holy trinity would send this place ballistic if you started self moderating hahaha

I thought I would never say this but i am very impressed by our bus, bad luck alps, get over to the training ground if its only 50kms.

Spudders I would of expected better, all tits are Saints related mate, you know the rules.

hahahaha I hope your moderating was on this in the main forum before it got moved, you must of had plenty of bites.

I see you sir and raise you

Doh I went into a panic search after seeing all the topless blokes hoping against hope i would find something to bring it back on topic

How did Gazza wrap it up to make it 5-0 !! Is he our new striker ? Just read the other tweets and it seems our Goalie's are scoring machines !!!

Doesn't sound good: The Argentina international, who has been no stranger to controversy since arriving at Mestalla, believes los Che have a squad capable of lifting a trophy Ever Banega has expressed his desire to repay all of the support Valencia have shown in him by helping them win a title this season. The Argentine has suffered with injury problems during his time at Mestalla - including an ankle problem after being run over by his own car - but he is determined to bring los Che the success he feels the club deserves. “I am grateful that I have had so much affection, so many chances and it is time to return it in style on the pitch,” Banega told VCFPlay, his club's official TV channel. “I am proud to be a part of Valencia. I have spent a while here, I know the place very well and it really leaves a mark on you. “There’s a style, it marks you for life. You become one of them. “I face this season with the same enthusiasm and ambition as previous ones. I am proud to be one of the oldest here at 25. “With the squad that we have here, we deserve to win a title.” Banega, who has been capped 19 times by his country, joined Valencia from Boca Juniors in 2008 for a reported fee of €20 million Bloody hell !!

What the **** has happened to this thread in the last 24hrs !!! Balanced

Bearsy won't come back from Ibiza if he hears about this !!

Were you wearing a bikini this time on your shoot or was it as nature intended? Sounds like you have got yourself into the polish version of Gay Times.

Today from http://www.romanews.us/?cat=2 Not good news I think: Game against Bursaspor MVP: OSVALDO – He scores and makes up with (almost) all the fans. Coach says -"AS Roma will be stronger with Osvaldo" http://www.romanews.us/?p=9272 “Osvaldo is a great striker, indeed, great, there are not many like him. “After that, he has spine and talent, I prefer these players to those who have none. It is just that sometime his spine plays some jokes. “There are things he should never do. For me he was wrong, but it is hard not to reply when you get insulted. AS Roma will be stronger with him.” And then it quotes the Daily Mail saying we are in again for him so that utter bull**** then.

Are Zenit the european liverpool ?? Zenit have offered Leandro Damiao €4.5million per year and €25m for Internacional. Napoli offering €20m and €3m for Damiao. Have they sold Hulk yet ?

Fairplay to the agent, basically saying Gaston has made a commitment to us and if Inter want him they will have to pay us big. Nothing wrong with that, he only in Italy flogging Bueno anyway so is bound to be in the papers.

Good point, the message about not selling to their rivals was loud and clear on their forums, they want him out of italy if they sell. Maybe by going in again we are showing how much we want him and to build a team around him (a la Gaston) and hope the result is different.

Remember we reached agreement on the fee i think last time but it was convincing him. That was before we heard the directors being recorded that they want rid, the fans turning up to training telling him to jog on maybe we have lowered our bid by 2mil but used that cash to increase his $$, just a thought.