Convict Colony

That thread is comedy gold cos I know loads of birds who've read the book so use that thread to tear them apart. Think he should investigate Guido's next. Best cough syrup I can recommend is Benylin with Codiene, its currently making me feel the floor is tilting all over the place so everytime I am walking its making me feel the same when you are spinning around loads on one spot then try and walk, not fallen over yet though.

hahahaha I was waiting for that, but the article is very similar with what we are trying to do, Nige just needs the players to click. Anyway its Friday and I am high on cough syrup with codeine which is making work much more pleasurable.

Hang about still reading the article and talking about his start with Bilbao last year it seems indentical to our start this year spooky !! "It took a while for Bielsa to get a tune out of Bilbao. So much so, they went through their worst start to a league in 32 years after accumulating just 2 points from their first five games. It could have been six games had their match against Real not been postponed due to player strikes. It is common knowledge in La Liga that SociedadDeia. Here was a man with principles stauncher than most coming to team used to having one way of playing and attempting to change everything. The players didn't initially warm to Bielsa and for good reason, his methods were so meticulous that many didn't understand. He was labelled a 'smoke-seller' by a few and his opposition was growing stronger with each game they failed to win. It seemed as though his radicalisation of Bilbao was occurring at too fast a pace and the support was growing impatient."

I know I know I sound like a broken record but I am going all Biesla on this formation, I think it looks awesome, I bought and played FM13 last night (1st time ever tried it) and smashed the team I was playing so it must work given how often its referenced here ;-). Everything goes through gaston who would take the ball forward instead of the current pinging it about backwards and sideways we currently have and even if he lost it we still have 6 men behind the ball but I would expect to see more 1-2's with the Lallana/Mayuka/Ricky. We have a spare centre back (Linchpin of Bielsa philosophy) in case the Swansea midfield looks to overload a position (something all the teams are doing usually down our left with a deep running midfielder) We have 6 defensive positions (3 CB's and 2 WB's and 1 CM) instead of the 5 we have been following this season (4 backs + 1 DM) with 2 banks of 3 compressing that space leaving less holes. The inside forwards and wing backs compress the space between them and I gave Mauyka the nod cos of pace and also due to lamberts habit of pulling into a wide right position Mayuka can then push into CF position when this occurs. Apologies for the lines the indents were all over the shop -----------------------------------Gazza ---------------------Fonte ------Hooiveld -------Yoshida -----------------Clyne----------Spiderman-----------Shaw ---------------------------------Rameriez -----------------Mayuka--------------------------Lallana ------------------------------- Lambert "His willingness to play young players and fast track them to the first team was something held close to Bielsa. Also instilling a much more attacking mindset among his players, regardless of opposition and regardless of stadium. He would stick to the same style of play regardless of whether it was home or away." Sound similar ? http://footballspeak.com/post/2012/02/01/Marcelo-Bielsa-An-Enigma.aspx

as my 100 post I would like to rant and say we need Marcelo Bisela as our coach if they do chop adkins, adkins though has fought for a "do it my way" stay of execution so I expect some fancy dans to get dropped. In comedy sense both Tokyo and Bearsy make the Muppet show the place where the illuminati of Saintsweb meet and rule the message boards. Final one is it just me but I think Alpine is some sort of virus on the forum probably created by Chinese supernerds to bring down the fabric of our society, no human can be the consistently negative

awesome 2 more post and I will reach 100

Random one for you guys incase you have never been but when i went and lived in australia I didn't think my englishness would be a wow factor for me. How wrong I was. If you can talk like hugh grant when he is getting sucked off you have it made in Aus as your only competition are a bunch of thick, short sighted retards who wear vests to go out in. Aussie chicks love themselves some englishmen

hey I think you gents who are down on brazil either got blown out loads or didnt go where I went. I saw amazingly fit birds everywhere but I am pretty convinced the 8 pints a day I consumed had nothing to do with it. I can't be kobbing an argie out of national loyalty.

Sorry Toyko's I was being foolish and didnt read what you wrote about big birds, I just assumed you liked em

Oh my god, its all just clicked for me. Toyko says he like's big bird, then we see Bird Bird with a fat hairy mammoth which leads me to deduce Toyko is actually Mr. Snuffleupagus......................................

What's the definition of relative humidity ??? The sweat on your ******** when your f*cking your sister

Am glad you posted that picture Tokyo as I thought you weren't in this sort of big birds !!! http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2012/10/4/1349350497496/Big-Bird-and-friend-on-Se-010.jpg

Good spot but reasoning is applicable to all asian countries unless some tall smoking hot birds have appeared on the scene and I don't mean 6ft big handed ladies either.

Hang about I think I found one showing Tokyo, I thought the judge told you that you had to be at least 100m away ??

look I have found a female Bear for Bearsy to get it on with while she walks the dog. for this plan to go ahead I think you will have to agree that Tokyo gets to video it and put on the main board and call it "How we can get round the back". 2 human bears banging might even give alpine a smile.

You just know Hanna wants to be spanked by a father figure, massive norks but reckon she could be a mentalist

Interesting I could of sworn he was getting passed around Serie A teams, having said that Milan arent all that anymore so if you had to choose between Mexes and Kjaer who would you pick ? Mexes - 30yrs old seems to have had knee and ligament issues http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/philippe-mexs/profil/spieler_5422.html Kjaer - 23yrs old (prefer him already) no major injuries and looks a bit cheaper http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/simon-kjaer/profil/spieler_48859.html

hahahaha I typed in Massive Tits and this came up hahahah

look at the size of these, they'd keep your ears warm at night I just realised that they are a photo shop so its ruined the dream for me, I would love to see her try a handstand if they were that big.

I will only if I can say what a fantastic job the team is doing a guly is the standout player for us this season. This is dangerous game cos I am too lazy to read the rules so I could be getting in trouble sharpish.

Tokyo why are you posting Brock Lesnar on here, this was a thread of *****rs or foxes haha Having said that I wouldn't mind getting these 2 in the ring

I am a keen fan of greek women's football when they look like this But I am not loving this look.

This is what I was loving inn Venezuela ut obviously minus the midget

Sorry being a newbie with new power I fecked it up Porta Pottys Ninja's

Ninja convention at 2 o'clock, no wonder all the arab dudes hire these fit western birds to be their porta pottys. Ninja: Porta Potty's: And if you are wondering today was the day I got round to paying the 5quid cos I have been too lazy before so I am talking absolute **** on many threads, apologies.