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honestly well done on the 1.91cm gags had a good laugh

Just checked a few of the sites and they are all rehashing the same story we've seen, not too much independent reporting. Saw Inter were potentially interested to replace Dumfries.

Haters hate upwards

Also @Chez as your the king of the left backs who can cross, who you recommending for us this summer ?

I think people need to realise we wont have the ball as much as during the champs, pacey fast and skillful players on the counter are always welcome. Gives me an excuse to post this exquisite example.

Let pull up his youtube to help @Chez get us banza, i like him, he's bigger than i thought and looks clinical at least. Ai stats and comparison of who he is like https://scoutingstats.ai/player/simon-banza-3586/ Scouting report from 2022 https://breakingthelines.com/player-analysis/simon-banza-bragas-french-talisman-in-attack-2/

Your really trying to manifest this signing chez, keep going

hopefully we get this and foden in the 10 next game and someone like gordon or eze on the left.

Mike Bassett at full time seemed happy Mike bassett.mp4

I noticed it, on comms he was all over Kane but then at end of match he's talking about his legs going etc

To be fair i think we assisted most of their chances

Good to see your working as hard as me

Do sexy nuns work for england ?

Thought Saka's high point was being Saka by falling over as soon as someone got within 1km of him. I got the sense Rice was having to work too hard Thought guehi was quality, though walker was good, thought ball rentention was fucking horrific and if Kane can explain who he was passing to for their goal i'd like to know, not to pick on him but a lot of players kept playing the ball out of defence on the sides back into the centre to get picked off !!

I am sorry but that was utter utter shit, great goal by the danes who should of won. World class players become shit players for england and that is down to the manager. Him lamenting the lack of phillips so he could play 2 DM's, play fucking Mainoo then he can break forward and support the rest or sit if Declan goes forward. I feel like this is groundhog day for the umpteenth tournament in a row.

Scouting report https://targetscouting.com/2024/05/01/welington-sao-paulo-scout-report/ Welington has specific skills that make him an okay left-back in the Brazilian league, but this is also his ceiling. He is too poor defensively to make an impact in a significant European league. Welington is decent going forward but needs to improve his crossing and close control in tight spaces. In conclusion, there is a lot of work to do for the young Brazilian to become a strong player in the Brazilian league.

Dunno he scored 14 goals last season that is at least worth 10m, but expect it will be another loan.

Swissramble has much different numbers for our 23 number ? says 93.5m

already posted

I saw Thomas Frank saying the other day he doesnt like his teams to shoot from outside the box but in this tournament the majority of goals seem to be shots outside the box.

After match activities ?

The Lukaku of west brom vintage would be turning his grave at what he's become.

Absolutely no end product down our left hand side, it was all coming down the right, a bit like us with KWP. Bellingham looked like it was his pitch last night, showing everyone who was the big dog.

We need a 50m sponsor deal with dragan's companies for the training ground

For those that remember the great striker hunt window when we ended up with tall paul, the target before his was vitinha who went from braga to marseille for 32m. They've just agreed a deal to sell him to genoa for 15m, seems they made a worse decision than us.