Convict Colony

Rough maths but Trousers has posted 58 times a week since 2006, that is dedication. I on the other hand have been shit posting a measly 10 a week since 2007, need to up my game.

I would guess he's being lined up for Marseille now after their latest shit show

Will we ever have a system that gets goals out of Adams, Armstrong regularly in games. Can't wait for the loch Ness drogba to come in and give me some optimism of a goal fest.

"Football is a simple game complicated by idiots" - Bill Shankly.

When you think we are having a shit season just go and have a look at what Carlos Borges has walked into at Ajax.

I can't believe I've got to the bottom of this thread and no one has MLG'd you. It's Sam Allardyce

It's like we've been learning golf this season. First game was like us having our swing good and the balls going straight where want them. Then every game after we've started moving feet, changing hands and now we've got the fucking yips and couldn't hit a 🐄 arse with a 🪕. We've got too complicated and fucked it up.

Can we have a new rule that as soon as we lose a game the thread is locked and hidden. Sort of like a MIB memory swipe and we can pretend we've got a chance in the next game.

I don't live on earth but the aliens are ripping the piss hard.

Martins a numpty for his Alcaraz comments. More so since the guys he trusts haven't turned up this season or in some cases every season.

One thing about SR is that they look at the data, not the surface level stuff.

You sick bastard We've just lost 4 on the spin and your making us think about losing 5 🤣

Guys just went for a curry, had a vindaloo chicken, cheese naan and 4 large beers, have lots of wind. Are we still fucked ?

When Manning came on I actually thought he made us worse defensively. He goes MIA and did some terrible ball give aways in our half. At least perraud tried to defend.

actually good point i forgot we had cash

Transfermarkt not working for me but whose currently free as a manager cos we wont be paying for another.

Lost 4 straight games, were not unlucky in any of them, same mistakes over and over and over again. We now look poor attacking as well, to be honest we look like some bipolar real housewife type a fucking mess, terrible at everything. I dont think SR will sack him but if he is on thin ice 100% now.

I thought football was about highs and lows, where is my fucking high !!

Martin could be seriously on the chopping block for the next international break.

If I'm Alcaraz I'm telling my agent to get to work.

This is bollocks isn't it

I would also like us to pass the ball a bit faster and inject some tempo into this walking football and move boro around a bit.

If I could make some changes i would do this given we now need a goal. Bring on manning and switch KWP back Replace Smallbone with Alcaraz to link up with the forwards better and have a goal scoring midfielder on. Give fraser 10mins of the 2nd half then put on Sulemana Replace anyone else as needed.

Not sure I am calling that near post given the bloke shot near the D at the edge of the box, he got a strong hand to it but the shot was just hard, it happens.