Convict Colony

Whenever has a players nickname ever been wrong and with him being called the loch Ness Drogba it means its a certainty for 30 goals a season. Now until this is proven wrong in the first 5mins of his debut let me cling to the hope 🤣🤣

He can hold a seance and sacrifice a goat as far as I am concerned if we win. 1st world problems, we win a game and fans are complaining about how the manager celebrates

To be fair I think he needs the ball, he's currently a runner not a footballer

At least club say people re trying to fix the stream.

They defo look more offensive than our crab football.

The saintsweb effect

Spoke to soon someone's talking faintly

Didnt know he was with them, getting on a bit but wonder if he still has his pace.

Anyone if that bloke ever went as a telletubby the other month ?

The abomination you never knew you needed, the loch ness monster, dider drogba's hair and ross stewart.

It's nearly time for me to do the most horrific and challenging Photoshop of my career in honour of the Loch Ness Drogba. Tomorrow he plays at some point.

Aside from the good snippets on page 1 from the event this thread since then is more about complaints. Any chance anyone who went can give a few more insights on the tactics, expectation that they have etc etc. Just some sort of wider review of the discussion, how it was received etc as based on the initial views it seems those who went really enjoyed it and have more confidence in what we are trying to do.

Come on lets do Santa Claus next, I'd guess its something like the following: "Clearly a PR stunt of a burglar who has been caught and told the homeowners he was leaving presents not stealing them, the arrogance of the burglar expecting us to believe he was doing a good thing and helping someone is arrogance beyond belief".

Sorry bro you have to be a person of substance and great repartee - so like me you were missed out

Says on the image, I agree xg ain't all that but was interesting

I would have 2 questions. "Tell me a team who already plays like we want to so I can see what the finished product looks like" "What is stopping us from us scoring more goals from the amount of chances created whilst being more defensively solid as a team".

Whoever gets to go the the tactical session thats been announced that wilcox and martin will run for the fans please take notes.

Between now and next saturday I think I could find enough evidence to convince myself he will be marco van basten re-incarnated 😉

Just salivating at the thought of a striker who actually likes getting in the 6yrd box and is actually taller than a smurf - got high hopes for a fast version of Pelle esq type player. But knowing our intelligent players there wont be any balls in above knee height like they did with Tall "the turkish goal machine" Paul.

Birminghams prostitute and catering dept's budget has just gone up.

Dont mind downes having a go, I've read on here for 3yrs how too many of our players are son in laws - I do not mind him dishing it out to fans, other players or the manager as what he said was true, he's being authentic. Every club has moron people who happen to be fans. We were all disappointed with the result but are aware it was down to terrible finishing from several people and them getting a route 1 wonder goal and thus the majority can contain our inner neanderthal tendencies. Beat Leeds, Beat Stoke and draw with Rotherham - 7pts Before those games most of us guessed we would of probably lost v leeds, would guess a draw at stoke and a win v Rotherham so realistically we'd of probably guessed we would have 4pts and lets not forget we lost 4 games in a row heavily before then. So 3pts ahead of our pessimistic selves and I expect the loch ness drogba to make a big difference hopefully v Hull next week.