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They always have it in press conferences so the papers can get some stories for the next day.

Also random topic love the absolute disrespect pep has shown sheff utd and Fulham by planning his back surgery then 🤣

Thought you'd recognise I'm at the CoT private club by it's huge pool. Seen Turkish walking about in his white y fronts and massive cigar yelling into his phone "he needs details now on Che Adams move" so hopefully we'll get news soon.

Guys dirtyurchin is right you need to chill and be floating on a blow up unicorn like me with a beer in hand to deal with the transfer window.

Maybe we've signed him to make all the deadwood leave ? "There have been a few reported incidents regarding Ryan Fraser's attitude problems. One incident occurred during a match in 2019, where he was seen arguing with his teammate Callum Wilson and refusing to pass the ball to him. Another incident occurred during a training session, where he reportedly stormed off the pitch after a disagreement with the manager. Additionally, there have been reports of him being difficult to work with and having a bad attitude towards his teammates and coaching staff."

Just a fyi think Martin's is well aware about what Fraser can do was in Scotland squad with him in 2017.

Martin knows Fraser, he was in the same Scotland squad in 2017.

hahaha deleted was too slow for this joke

Just to give some perspective about our current squad quality here is a snapshot of Burnley's squad from last year and for those who still moan here is a link to help with your issues https://www.amazon.co.uk/nappies-men/s?k=nappies+for+men

I see Utrecht want 12-15mil euros for him which is about fair given his goalscoring last year with 19 goals. Only seen highlights of him on TV here but interesting shout.

Having a medical at Leeds doesn't mean it's done just look at the bloke who went straight to Bournemouth during his. Leeds have at least show the price Bournemouth will accept so I guess it's down to if Martin really wants him and or if another striker leaves.

Ings is like a chick who has dumped you and shagged your mate but you still pine after her cos she was a great shag. Sort yourself out, have some self respect and move on, no point looking backwards as we are not going there.

Post that on your onlyfans, you'll make a fortune Also quoted it so it was saved incase it is 0-0

We have the highest xg on the league at 10 and QPR the highest for goals conceded. 0-0

What is this catch up after work you speak of. I thought we posted during work so we are paid per post.

He must die every time sheff utd play

I get why everyone is obsessed with strikers and being clinical as we never got too many chances. But it seems Russell's approach is to create so many fucking chances for them even our lot can find the net eventually.

I see we have the highest expected goals in the league at 10 based on the games so far and QPR have the highest conceded goals so far. This has 0-0 written all over it.

Dunno my arsehole is small so don't think I could. Weird thread title. Note. Haven't read the thread so apologies is this gag has already been done.

The Germans aka the Visigoths and friends completely destroyed the Italian team, so much so they never went home.

Guys you can call Germans many things but shit fighters isn't one I'd call them. Look at how the Italian national team, best team in the world at the time performed at the away fixture of the Teotuburg forest in the Germania league.

how were our central defenders rated out of the big 5 leagues ?