Convict Colony

He's probably more attracted to the fact that he can play a football match without worrying someone is breaking into his house.

Google image search is ace

Move to Scotland, eat this shit and get to bang this bird ?

Hahahaha old school russian drug of choice

If wilcox does the deadline and is working past midnight tonight and still gets up to sunderland for the match at lunch then he's the really MVP today.

Someone DM this tool telling him you've got a source at staplewood and confirm Martin deal is off.

To be honest i saw ryan fraser get to know him video yesterday and he said he liked taylor swift and i didnt think i could be more disappointed but yet again i've been proved wrong.

Assume you are going as a suicide bomber ?

Could of used a pic that didnt make him look like he was sat on the toilet trying to squeeze out a mega dump.

To be honest I've lost count how many players weve got in each position, currently it feels like we are trying to be little Chelsea. Once tomorrow night comes we can all laugh at who had good and bad windows and still pray the Saudis take Salah off Liverpool in 2 weeks time when they can't replace him.

Loch Ness drogba is an awesome nickname

Yeah wouldn't Wilcox normally travel with the team ? I expect for this one he's stayed behind to manage chaos. Bet he can't wait for a break in the international break.

Guys would we really be expecting a guy to fly down on a cheap commercial jet for a medical if we were spending 10m on him ? Surely a quick PJ with a BJ on his way down here.

Welcome, not much in confirmed news but it seems we are signing Stewart, hope that helps 🤣🤣🤣

Not sure how mara who struggled to settle here will be any better off in Bremen a German version of Southampton known for its maritime trade. Doesn't look like many french guys in the squad but German teams do seem better at developing french talent if you look at the conveyor belt they've been churning out.

Return of the giraffe

International break will help

Yeah hes wearing a leg brace

Whilst I've been saying how good he is i think it maybe time for me to actually watch a youtube video about him

His 6ft 4 and he'll make your missus a whore as he fills in her backdoor Rossy Rossy Stewart.

I for one will be fucking happy this is over

Didn't he do his ACL ? Didn't stop Tino and a tonne of other players getting back to it. I think an ACL injury doesn't have the detrimental impact on a player it used to as medical surgery and rehab has improved alot.

Sunderland fans rate Stewart that's for sure, 6ft 4 and rapid pace what's not to like. "Agree he is the best CF in the Division and likely to cost us more to replace him"

Or worse some tall guy called gulliver