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There were six in the bed and the little one said "can you smell smoke?" Source: Sickipedia

Far be it from me to suggest such a thing Turkish - who could forget all the posts about Marcelo Sarmiento, Marcelo Tajera and even Mayuka? They were all made by well-informed people that quite rightly said they'd be a success for us. They were right. Legendary names now. Legendary.

Just waiting for the one poster who apparently knows everything about him and has seen him play - despite the fact that the closest they've been to Bordeaux is buying a bottle of wine from Sainsbury's...

I may be able to help. I work with the ex-England table tennis head coach, he's bound to know of one going spare. I'll ask him when I next see him.

Did they say anything about Nigel Atkins?

On the bright side... David Miliband leaves Sunderland

I think we will finish on 42 points, and agree that 40 will be needed.

Quite.

If they go down he'll probably petrol bomb Adam Johnson's house, he is f*cking mad.

I'm not a fan of Welbeck but apparently his game is about more than just goals scored. Makes sense I suppose, but there is a large degree of he's a United player so guaranteed an England call up ahead of others of his type.

Gets better with each game, but he's a Southampton player, so probably not.

West Londoners seem to enjoy doing that. Can remember a few of Brentford's less intelligent fans in the home end, celebrating when they clawed it back to 2 - 1 in the FA Cup.

Question is, who do they bring in?

Just don't like to see a fine language abused. We're safely on topic, don't worry. Now THAT is unnecessary.

There is no need to say 'currently' in this sentence.

Well, he's lost his job at the very least. As I say, a lot of money spent. Adam Johnson is on over £100k a week, a lot of money for a midtable side to spend - a hell of a wage for a potential Championship player. Sessegnon apparently took a big pay rise to convince him to stay in the UK. Fletcher cost how much? It goes on.

I think if anyone deserves it right now, it's him. Spent a bomb and has delivered the same as Bruce so far. Strange timing though, did they really pin their hopes on beating United?

West Ham fans never cease to amaze me. Carroll has been injured for most of the season, scores one or two, and is instantly international class - rather than someone who has played nearly every game this season and scored plenty.

Personally, I would be amazed if I see any Andy Townsend t-shirts bought. **** player, **** analyst.

He's stopped falling over, which is great. Very good player who makes a big difference.

Eagle-eyed as ever, Mr. Turkish. These are the people we need in our scouting departments - the likes of Mental Le Ill and the YouTubers. Why waste money on actually watching players in the flesh when we can have our boys from this forum doing it? They're fans of the club, and everyone that works for us should be. Are we any closer to signing Lukas and Brian?

What's with the blue paper? Disgrace.

Or have stricter, nightclub-like security on the gates. No trainers, etc. Turkish, where are you mate?

He's a mug anyway?

Nice typo, quality journalism - 'Portsmuth'