Block 5

That's my boy!

I just heard some plank on Talksport (a gooner I think) saying that all other fans of premier league clubs should have a whip round to help bail out poopey. He said that everyone loves them. I have heard some garbage on Talksport but this was a new low. I felt like phoning up with a witty riposte to the f*ckwit gooner but then remembered that there is a vetting procedure and if you sound like you have more than 2 brain cells they won't have you on any Talksport show.

Just what kind of comments do you expect from the average Daily Mail reader?

The protagonist is possibly a repressed homosexual?

I hope the fact that you aren't coming to the game won't prevent you from spouting the usual rhetoric about how bad we are.

24 Carat Black - 'Ghetto - Misfortune's Wealth'. A stunning album. Highly recommended.

Ah, so it's a 'double pack' of the two albums..... Cheers.

My mate's 11 year old son flying over from France for the game!

Never heard of that before. Any good? I love '25 O'Clock'.

Nein danke.

Nope.

He didn't do it mate.

Caravan - 'For Girls Who Grow Plump in the Night'.

DJ Krush - 'Milight'. DJ Krush - 'Holonic'.

All good.

Ha ha! Gambling is for mugs. I spend my spare cash on heroin, it's much less addictive.

PM sent.

Where was that Kip? The Bridge?

But Pompey are not gone, kaputt nor will they.

The footballing Gods work in mysterious ways.......

Agreed. Why would we wear anything else?

Yes! Weird double post!

Yes!

Agreed.

While we're at it, can we replace that awful announcer!