Block 5

I was feeling bored and mischievous.

This is great! Make sure that if you can't make it to future league games, you give your ticket to someone who can get to SMS and make some noise. (Preferable a chav with an air horn - hopefully your seat is in the Kingsland or the Chapel?)

I don't have a dog or a cat. Maybe Dog has a dog?

Bring back the inbred c***s thread!

I'm sorry SoccerMom, but I have no idea what you are talking about.

Get yer inflatable dolphin on a stick here: http://www.partyrama.co.uk/pp///Inflatable_Dolphin_On_Stick.html

Sooner or later someone will actually read the above. But there again...........

I collect a bit of art, mainly pieces and prints that could be described as 'urban', contemporary or 'street'. By artists such as Eelus, James Cauty, Jamie Reid, Billy Childish etc. Any other collectors out there? Cue tumbleweed.

The same debate was around years ago. "Home taping is killing music" - Remember that? Here's their logo: Last time I looked, music was still alive.

Are you Luker in disguise? Seriously though, I agree with most of what you say. However, the new customer charter specifically deals with this issue: • Ticket prices for cup competitions will be agreed with the opposing club and published fully using the available club media. For home cup fixtures, season ticket holders will be given a priority period to claim their seat. Other tickets will be sold as published at the appropriate time Therefore I think we can safley say that ST holders will be offered ONE ticket (their own).

Ok..... I want to beat Poopey AND get in to the play offs. And if we do both I'll buy you a beer AND a cider AND a snakebite! By the way the thread title ":Play offs OR beating Pompey" would indicate that they are mutually exclusive. HTH.

Indeed. And all the other threads getting me to choose one thing or the other. Why have these things all got to be mutually exclusive? I should start a new thread, we could have a poll..... "Do you want to beat the fish fiddlers AND win the JPT AND get to the play offs? YES or NO". By the way, the question you pose is not a rhetorical one.

Oh super! Another thread where we have to choose one of two mutually exclusive options. "I'll go higher Bruce."

Oh super! Another thread where we have to choose one of two mutually exclusive options. "I'll go higher Bruce."

"You smell of fish".

Do you spend a lot of time peeping through your curtains to see if your house is under observation?

There is only one way to guarantee a ticket for this game. Go buy a ST. The following is from the new customer charter: • Ticket prices for cup competitions will be agreed with the opposing club and published fully using the available club media. For home cup fixtures, season ticket holders will be given a priority period to claim their seat. other tickets will be sold as published at the appropriate time.

I'm sure someone would. If your mate had a ST and wasn't going to a game, how easily could you get someone to take his place?

Is he still banned from SMS?

Quelle surprise!

I agree with all the other posters - this will be a Sunday lunch time kick off. High noon, Saint's Valentine's Day Massacre.

If I lived in Pokesdown I'd probably do the same....