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To be honest its crowded for me every week with the man-marking you impose on me!!! Iv never got any bloody space

haha i swear u handballed it about 3 times... 1 of which was blatent, about 2 yards out as i was in line with it! Well done though mate you played very well today. The special guest was Saad, the pakistanian guy you had playing on your team. He is an old friend from school that none of us have really seen for years... and simon never had the best relationship with him (all seemed good today though) Gota agree about the game being laboured... i couldnt really get into it for the first 10 or so minutes. And then when i did i had a bit of a nightmare, my worst game for a few weeks i think. Only thing i did right was pinch the ball off of the head of Barca on 2 or 3 occasions Perhaps it was because there was so many of us on half a pitch that it didnt seem as good.. space was very restricted

We have an extra person coming today simon, i think you will be excited when you see who it is.

whats the difference between jam and marmelade? You cant marmelade your willeh up someones ass

Our legs dont last the 90minutes without us needed to stop for little breaks mid-game baj... and extra 30mins willleave us laying on the floor gasping for air!

guess who took the pinpoint corner Im in this week i should imagine

Bit random but i was thinking today... if Matty was stil playing today, and was on the top of his form, peak condition etc... how much do you think he would be worth in the current market? Bearing in mind we have Ronaldo going for £80m and Kaka at £54m where would Matty be?

Not too fussed about the 5 conceded, no davis, no thomas, no harding (cant remember if perry or murty played??) I do care about us banging in 4 though... any idea who scored the goals?

We WONT be signing Leroy Lita... i had a dream last night that i was at graeme Murty's testamonial and i got chatting to Mr. Lita. i asked him if he was going to join saints and he laughed and said no, then i said 'what if we get promoted to the championship? again he laughed and said no. so i asked if we eventual got to the Premiership would he sign?? again laughter and a big no. I asked why and he said quite simply 'I hate alan pardew' So there you have it guys... he wont be signing because he doesnt get on with our manager! You heard it here first

Remember watching this video in the stadium on saturday and turning to my mates and saying how good it was and then being shot down!!! I stand by my original thoughts though, very very good video

....................Davis Murty.......Perry...Thomas...Harding James....Schneiderlin...Gillet...Mills ............Rasiak.......John Subs: Poke, Wotton, Lancashire, Saganowski, Lallana Thats what i would play

On his way to Sheff Utd or Leicester if rumours are to be believed

Lee Hendrie would be a quality signing

Brilliant game today lads, really enjoyed it, especially as we won 6-3 after being 3-0 down I think it really helped that we introduced the rule where if you were caught having a conversation about anything other than the match you had to kiss lee on the botty... its really stamped out the slackers and the game was so much better for it... though my lips do still taste a little chocolatey after that one incident when i was talking about feta cheese...! Toughy for MOTM today... id probs go with barcasaint, won lots at the back and scored a couple goals aswell

ps: is anyone going down early today for a kick about b4 we play?

Iv been getting slight toe problems from floppage! It seems everyone suffers the same problems!! BAN FLOP FLIPS!

Ponting gone!! Looking goood

Im going, but my ability to run is seriously limitied as im ****ing hungover!

This is looking very promising!!!

Il be honest, im not entirely sure... some1 started calling you it and i just went along with it like the sheep that i am!

This is a very good (and simple) idea hamster. Wouldnt hurt to have a 5minute break after 45mins. Just too cool off as the weather is generaly very muggy (being summer), and gives us an opportunity to re-organise our teams. Hope all is well hamster (Sylvinho) and your able to return soon

Im likely, but i may only stay 60minutes so i dont upset people if i stop running

i saw it last week... thought it was hilarious. Ali G was a brilliant character... i didnt enjoy Borat at all, but i think Sacha is back to his best with Bruno

I have a Black Yamaha Bass and Peavey micro-bass amp (20watts) for sale. Both are in fine working condition, the bass is completely out of tune but im sure anyone with a bit of 'know-how' will be able to sort that out with their eyes closed. Looking for £80 for both, pm me if you interested or have any questions... Cheers

was in southampton today and they had the new kit on a manequin at the window of the shop in west quay. The design behind the badge looks really really good i must say. And as a whole the kit looks very smart. Iv completely changed my original opinion, i love it now