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Mike Meredith was a top bloke. Most be very old now.

My wife & nipper are of the opinion that England should bat until 17.30 on Saturday and really, really pi.ss the convicts off and totally knacker them out.

Get them back in - dads opinion. Make them run around for a day in the field - sons view.

STs.

You what? I teach in Stoke and they are utterly onside. Not one person I know, even the ardent critics of Pulis, have failed to renew.

Some idiot will. Personally I hope the remainder of his days are a living hell.

Alas just not Saints doing it. Stoke have just announced that they will use part of their revenue increase to supply free coach travel to every away game acknowledging that cost are becoming too high for ordinary folk. Now that would be a fantastic gesture if our club did the same.

How are Arsenal doing?

Great knock from Bell. I've never been able to understand why folk doubted him. To me he's always been utter class.

They haven't been, nor will they be, paid and all of their work has been replaced.

The MAD argument is mad. Always was, always will be.

Explain for a novice please.

Like buses......

Stoke are in. Bid made apparently.

Baggies fans are worried but the Stokies are actually quite upbeat. Already had a few ££ with my Stokie colleagues regarding finishing league positions.

With the 2nd Test due to start tomorrow I thought I'd just preempt the obese mountain dwelling troll and say no, we haven't lost the match/Ashes by 13.00 on Thursday and the England bowlers/batsman aren't sh.it.

Do we need SSBNs in a post cold-war world? No. No we still need a delivery system? Perhaps. I'm more inclined to nuke tipped cruise missiles myself if we must have anything at all. I've yet to hear a convincing argument for keeping SSBNs and as an ex-Jack I'm very pro RN. Would sooner have a modern & adequate surface & subsurface fleet.

Ba is being touted to everyone. WBA were in for him but his wages are huge so they said no thanks.

Northern Saints have a page on facebook and a website. http://www.facebook.com/groups/2450705627/ http://www.northernsaints.co.uk/Northern_Saints/Home.html

Well to the east of me. Derbyshire border is 10miles of so from me but the west of the county.

Whereabouts?

Both are as funny as cancer.

That doesn't mean they think he's average, just not £20m. Right tight are black Country folk! They offered to buy him as soon as his loan was up.

I spent last season teaching right next to WBA and the fans thought him immense. Raw yes and liable to miss the odd sitter, but top draw. To suggest they think he was average is simply wrong.