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Woop. Love Cyle. Another top striker needed lads and we are away.

This does highlight how badly we need a new striker. Can't just rely on Larin all season.

Hello again. Any update on the club supposedly knowing the spygate punishment ?

Scienza looks decent.

I'm not sure it's helped having so many players and spreading the minutes out accross all of them.

Some absolutely awful giving away on the ball in our half there. Not much going forward other than Scienza either. Could really do with Larin.

Not sure Larin is quite the same given his world cup exploits.

Surprised Downs not in the squad. Not upset about it but we won't get any return for our investment so I thought we'd try to play him at least.

Expect he will end up somewhere on loan with a team paying his wages.

Ramsdale is a great keeper but Peretz is what we need right now. It's not just about ability, it's attitude, importance to the dressing room, positivity and organisational ability. I think with our squad and the relationships he's fostered Peretz is the one we wanted and the one we need now. Also no doubt considerably cheaper wage wise too.

Obviously very early days but no sign yet that Boro are markedly better than last season.

I heard they watered it with Gibson's tears.

Vipotnik could be bollocks but I can't recall any time that Blackmore has mentioned the name of a player multiple times and then it turned out we were never interested.

We did actually want gakpo though.

I'd like to have heard more about specific players (THB, Scienza and Jander) and the likelihood of them leaving but I expect they wouldn't answer it properly anyway.

Just imagine it. Adam finishes his introduction at 5:59PM. A hush descends over the room as the lights dim. The faint strains of Baba O'Reily starts to play, quietly at first and then louder, building to a crescendo. The dry ice fills the space and out walks Zan Vipotnik in the God-awful away kit. The front row are the first to clock what is happening- it's a simultaneous mega signing and new kit reveal. A double header! The man who has attended every Fans forum decides to leave his question about the shade of the football socks until next year. It seems less important now for some reason. A lady in the back starts hyperventilating then faints from the excitement as Phil Parsons loosens his tie, stands on his desk, snatches the microphone from Blackmore and shouts down it "fuck spygate, Southampton is back bitches." And then Tonda does his psychopathic grin snap to deadly serious and the real questions begin. If SFC were a proper football club then this would be the minimum expectation and they'd be testing the robustness of the smoke machine as we speak.

Some rumour on twitter based on the previous kit releases.

Imagine when we get REJECTED by Vipotnik. Will be even worse.

No doubt Adam will ask them a few things on it in the intro and the other they will probably just repeat what they've said already. I very much doubt we will learn anything new.

I genuinely don't think there is much to say about spygate. It is what it is, it's happened and we've admitted it. It's been analysed to death and we have to continue to wait for the outcome and possibly the club do not know why they are waiting so long.

Can't believe there is anything in that. Not what we need at all.

Some reports they basically admitted it at their fans forum tonight. Possibly announced tomorrow.

Edit wrong thread

The only smoke is coming from our dribbling fantasist mick philpott types on twitter as they get arrested for arson.

Sounds like that other bloke on here was right about now having a second hearing after the previous one which led to the charges. Either we are admitting the charges or contesting some and pleading mitigation maybe? Absurd really.