hypochondriac

that's like that Ricky Gervais routine about a trans rapist. I'm sure the drowning person will be comforted to know they are being inclusive as they sink to the bottom of the ocean.

I missed you pal. Glad you could grace us with your presence once more.

Apparently had survived previous suicide attempts which does rather suggest thats what it was. Very sad.

Not for me. Didn't concede and restricted pompey to very little. Our main issue today was how little we offered up front.

Was shite today after being the worst player on the pitch for Ireland in the week. I have to say given he's our most expensive signing this summer I'm pretty worried abut him. We were told he is anonymous in big games and Middlesborough fans weren't too fussed to lose him. I'm not sure he has the character required to be a guaranteed starter in his position.

Bazunu did nothing wrong today and Archer up front just isn't working with the formation we are playing. I think if we want to lay the way we are we simply have to have a big man up front .

Nothing wrong with the defence today. I know it won't happen but if I were in charge my team would probably be: Bazunu Mads THB Stephens Manning Jander Charles Fellows Aribo Scienza Stewart

We had 16 points after ten games. It's going to be a big ask to get close to that in the next five. Three wins and a draw to equal it...

I'm still struggling to articulate what his style of play is. Whatever his limitations that's not something that you could say about Martin. Have we made things too complicated ?

Lumping it forward to fraser and archer. Pointless.

I don't care about the performance if we win . Just sort it out lads seocnd half

So good I said it twice!

Gourmet compared to what they normally have.

Belted it put at half 6 to wake up the rest of the family. Much appreciated. "you're a small club! With shit fans!"

Already had the classics on to annoy the wife

Can't believe all these fan podcasts that are interviewing fans of the fishy few. Disgusting I'm not listening to any of that muck.

Chance for Gavin to be a hero today and loved by our fans. Good opportunity for him to change opinions. Win us the game Gav and win the love of the fans.

Yes I think that's right. He has potential to be a very good prem level player but it's not like he was getting buckets of assists and goals. He wasn't at the same level as someone like Lavia or livramento in their positions imo.

Tactics go out the window for this one. Stick it on them and run through them. Time to go to war.

Got her minge papped in a car years back, stuck it on her own twitter then reported it to the police when Lawrence fox posted it (bit of a helmet himself it must be said.) I agree she's not bad looking though.

I don't feel sorry for Martin because he's a bellend but that must be pretty brutal.

Was just about to say May. She was just a bit of an oddball.

She's a raging narcissist and thick as fuck. Doesn't understand the concept of per capita which is always a good test of intelligence.

I've always liked Burnham. He might be shit but likability and perceived authenticity counts for a lot. If he can win a seat I reckon he'd be a good shout.

Don't like to say I told you so but I mentioned him all summer!