hypochondriac

Ceduto means transfer not sold.

Rickie was like how I imagine I would be if I were called up for England. Like he couldn't actually believe he was there all week and trying to keep calm.

Could someone put the bit about him being the scoring the fastest goal for an England debutant ever?

He is now an official legend.

I haven't celebrated a goal like that for ages.

****. The fact he mentions striking him off his list at all says it all.

That went better than I could have imagined. Amazing.

I will be buying that and sticking it in a frame.

Made my year. What an utter utter legend.

My cat shat himself.

Ffs roy you ****

Embarrassing defending.

**** off Roy.

Not sure what benefit starting rooney has.

Weird the you keep going on about defoe. We clearly aren't signing him.

Well we should get on well then...

Maybe I am sane and you are all mad...

Personally I like the HCDAJFU thread. I thought the point was to speculate about players and tenuous links and then if there is a concrete link to a player then it gets a separate thread. What is confusing about that?

If he scores I will go mental

Yeah pretty much that. If they are telling the truth then they were still pretty dumb to go through with it and not alert someone.

I totally agree. That would be the perfect scenario.

The only reason I read the HCDAJFU thread is to see if there have been any more rumours or links to players. Normally it is at most about three or four pages a day and any of the concrete rumours like Osvaldo have a thread of their own. It's really not difficult to follow.

But have we had a stated ambition to finish top half of the table before?

If it had been two blokes we wouldn't have heard anything.

Speak for yourself. I think the HCDAJFU is a good place to hold rumours makes it easier to read and it's not like you get hundreds of pages a day it's over a long period of time.