Matty's Caddy

KWP is a shit defender and offers very little in the way of assists ABK is made of glass CA shows promise but must stop giving the ball away in bad areas, nowhere near the finished product. He’s still young though.

This is what I don’t get. we play with 2 wide men, we pass the ball around sometimes beautifully in the middle of the park seemingly to work a position where the wide man is 1 on 1 with the full back who then attacks him to get to the byline. unfortunately there’s nobody in the box remotely capable of attacking the ball and is decent with his head, coupled with the fact that the defenders are facing away from their goal due to it taking an age to get the ball over, making the crosses easy to defend. we create next to fuck all everything is too slow. there’s 2 weeks to go for Southampton Nil.

Any way I can post a screenshot from my iPhone into a reply on here?

It was on solent for free……..

Wonder where the name ‘rush’ goalie came from? always played with one as kids

I’m assuming he was happy to sign it originally….

Fantastic!!! 😂😂😂

Will suit Mara down to the ground

Anyone who sets the league on fire we’ll lose

Sounds a bit like what flynn downes did for us….😪

They did earlier….

Did he actually touch the ball?

Are you a fatist?

Oh ok, must be an ‘in’ joke well I wish you all the best, but I’m out

So what’s the point? You’re like children in a playground. I know something that you don’t. Ner ner ne ner ner!! I would be very concerned if anyone inside the club was letting out little snippets during the transfer window. Popularity wannabes

Great, a whole page of chip shop puns to wade through…..

Indeed

Such a clever player. If we can just get him on the ball enough high up the pitch…..

Watch back his and che’s reaction at the final whistle. Coupled with the absolute elation going on in the background, something tells me they’re both gone (well we’re pretty certain che already is)

If you want dreadful ticket sites, try getting a Glastonbury ticket. thought the one today was pretty good although I did get used to it when I bought semi final tickets last week. It’s defo a bit fiddly unless you know what you’re doing.

There’s no way this bloke is gonna fit our style. did you see him have a pop at goal? RM must have been fuming

No ambition

Caught Dennis Wise being interviewed the other evening on Solent. Christ. Not only has he got a degree in state the fuckin obvious but appeared to be suffering from dementia or something. It was painful.

More quality defending from KWP. He is proper dogshit

Backwards is the new forwards 🙄