Matty's Caddy

Are you a fatist?

Oh ok, must be an ‘in’ joke well I wish you all the best, but I’m out

So what’s the point? You’re like children in a playground. I know something that you don’t. Ner ner ne ner ner!! I would be very concerned if anyone inside the club was letting out little snippets during the transfer window. Popularity wannabes

Great, a whole page of chip shop puns to wade through…..

Indeed

Such a clever player. If we can just get him on the ball enough high up the pitch…..

Watch back his and che’s reaction at the final whistle. Coupled with the absolute elation going on in the background, something tells me they’re both gone (well we’re pretty certain che already is)

If you want dreadful ticket sites, try getting a Glastonbury ticket. thought the one today was pretty good although I did get used to it when I bought semi final tickets last week. It’s defo a bit fiddly unless you know what you’re doing.

There’s no way this bloke is gonna fit our style. did you see him have a pop at goal? RM must have been fuming

No ambition

Caught Dennis Wise being interviewed the other evening on Solent. Christ. Not only has he got a degree in state the fuckin obvious but appeared to be suffering from dementia or something. It was painful.

More quality defending from KWP. He is proper dogshit

Backwards is the new forwards 🙄

There ya go edozie/sulemana, that’s what an end product looks like

Jesus wept, truly shocking

Just shows what a donkey che is. Start the ball outside the post with the inside of your boot. Find the corner ffs. I’d forgive him for hitting the post of putting it wide

Brooks ffs. He’s gone to rat shit

You could quite easily substitute the word Leicester for saints

KWP’s man in my opinion

Let’s not forget about KWP shite defending yet again. People wonder why he’s still with us….. looks great twisting and turning poor defender poor attacker

Lemina is a total liability. Didn’t get a free kick and hardly trotted back with his defence under pressure

Bristol city very much jackel and Hyde. Don’t concede too many either. Leeds won’t be troubled by stoke, Huddersfield was a local derby where anything can happen on the night. leicester, who knows? Maybe look to steady the ship and end up drawing, heart more than head though I reckon. We’re now in the position of pretty much having to win every game for autos, mentally a good place to be I suppose, they’ll be no going away to Ipswich or Leicester and trying not to lose… not that we do that

Ppplaying well creating chances, load of subs, too slow, create fuck all

Stu not had a great day for a while

Hey chaps, does anyone have an idea about pubs for tomorrow night, I see there are no designated away fans only pubs….