St. Neil

Right Vossen is Belgian, the Democratic Republic of Congo was once known as the Belgian Congo. The Congo has a huge jungle and the other day on twitter FootballAgent46 said "Southampton going to be my tip for promotion from Championship. Jungle drums tell me massive bid been thrown in by them for more players" So he has to be joining us I reckon.

Does he have a photoshopped finger? Or really long hands you can see the bottom of his right hand and then a finger poking out under his left arm looks freaky.

Boney M. - Rivers Of Babylon "By De Ridders of Southampton, there we sat down." Someone will have to make up the rest while I get my coat.

Or "If I had a Ammar I'd Ammar in the morning I'd Ammar in the evening All over this land"

Chortle what a headline, oh those Young Boys.

Ronny Johnsen having a trial in the friendly on Saturday.

Hang on in the other thread the whole reason he wasnt off to Arsenal was because he couldnt drive!!! Now we find out he has a car, he is bound to be off next week then.

Cédric Bakambu Ishak Belfodil John Guidetti Stefano Pettinari

This goal, shame Bagpuss is in it. [video=youtube;UoUOD-h6N6w]

Have a look here Assist stats

As above, but do these Russians have any involvement with Saab or is it just with Spyker? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-13885267

Yes but for your 300k you get this. [video=youtube;QC2Ady-WfMA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC2Ady-WfMA

Is this a euphemism?

Looks like the silhouette is having a cheeky slash (not sash) against some red railings.

I liked the one where he boasts of having a new car, a Spyker and that he will give it to the player of the season next year. What a cock

Good ESPN link Here

Been posted before but makes for funny reading, lots of begging going on. Convers Sport Facebook

3-1 now

You can actually still see the MK DONS spelt out on the seats in the stand thats how empty it is.

Sounds like a good idea, so could go something like this "Can't make it to three games this year, so I'll buy a shirt and six bottles of beer and a balti pie to make up for it."

Maybe convert W******d?

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11688_6921049,00.html First and last paragraphs completely contradict each other.

Danny Webber also gone now as well.

I would like to see that montage video played at half time with the song Kashmir, would make me cream my crackers again.

Both off after performances like that to Barnsley and Watford respectively.