Kingsbridge Saint

How are we going against Norwich 's record last season? FFS Adkins has had no impact whatsoever. Cortese and him can go and do a few underwater farts. We are ****ing **** and will never score again whilst those ****ing idiots are in charge.

Southampton Nil. Again.

Bradley Wright Phillips. The football gods are taking the ****.

I'm sitting here - gone 1am in the morning and the weather is fair. The muffins are ready to microwave any time I fancy one and a good cameltoe is a google away. All I need for the next 7 days sanity though is a goal and 3 points. FFS COME ON!!!!

Off anyones arse. I really dont care. We just need a win.

Nope - not joking. This guy has a diploma in sports psychology ffs. We are supposed to have good players - but stiil the performance is turd.

Adkins has had absolutely no impact and is a waste of space.

Will we ever score again?

FFS Adkins has a diploma in Sports Psychology. Surely that's not ******** like I think it is?

Ok - Enough already, Weather forecasts, camel toes, woots and the rest. Just PLEASE farking score and win or I will be savagely unhappy and will probably want Adkinsand Cortese to die.

Mandaric has a tax evasion charge to deal with first - this stems from his last spell at Cheats FC. If he is responsible for finally taking them over the precipice we should re-erect his statue outside SMS.

We are scoring less goals because instead of having players like Waigo and Antonio in the shirt setting things up, we have Jason Puncheon spooning everything off target from all points of the compass.

Friday nights at the Juniper Berry.

Fair point. Apologies Morgan. Who is the Gimp in charge of PR at the club as they need their arses kicking. I am sick to the fecking back teeth of these fatuous rallying calls after defeats - usually also preceding defeats. Please have some imagination and stop the BS. I would have preferred 'Adkins to crucify players over DVD breakfast'.........Manager Nigel Adkins will this morning toast several underperforming players following Saints' latest shocking capitulation in the third tier of English football. Several of the clubs big names will be called upon to account for their performances.......etc.'

I am not giving up and things must surely improve because at the moment, on current form, we are headed out of this Division and into Division 4 faster than a vindaloo through a baby. The thread title is probably correct - it IS time to accept that it is unlikely that we will go up this season. The balance of probabilities suggest the play offs are a likely finishing spot for us - and from there, even with hot current form - the probabability of promotion cannot be more than about 40% in a four horse race. Ergo - it is unlikely that we will go up this season. This is the unpalatable reality we currently face. Win 6 on the bounce though - and it's a different scenario.

Just wanted to express my thoughts on the latest fatuous rallying call to appear on the OS. FFS just do it on the pitch. That is all.

We won't get 3 goals over the next 4 games leave alone 3 wins. We are total and utter rubbish at the moment and a million miles away from Norwich last season. How do we compare with where Stockport County were this time last season?

Dibden is entitled to his opinion and I know where he is coming from. Being kept in the dark over the Pardew sacking is very frustrating - particularly when we've been absolute pants on the pitch ever since.

We need to start with a goal, then get out of the relegation zone. Anything else is a bonus. Promotion with this squad of strolling wasters is a pipe dream.

Southampton Nil

All the arrogance is in the Boardroom.

I reckon that's the last time we'll see Puncheon and Connolly in a Saints shirt. Adkins will have the pair of them out for Saturday then he'll be into the loan market and they'll be farmed out on loan to the Conference where they belong.

6:30 meet up or thereabouts at Kitty O Shea's in Caxton Street. Then all behind the goals in the Milton Road End for the match in the stripes - you can sit pretty much anywhere once you have a ticket. The free Adelaide tickets belong to brightspark, Shaun Dunleavy (x2) and saintcookie. Should be at least a dozen at the ground - probably more.

"Unfortunately some will fall by the wayside' says Adkins. Hope all the players take note and put in performances that don't kick start the process that will see them loaned out to L2 and Conference clubs. L1 'Superstars' - it's time to deliver.

A few more results like that and whoever is funding the wages of Kitson, Lawrence, Utaka etc. is going to drop them like a wet fish.