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Can't you hold a candle for him (not metaphorically, a real one). That would help.

Why did you use a capital for 'Myself'? Are you talking in the first or third person or trying to highlight it's 'you' as in Turkish and not one of your alter ego's. Confused.com

Voices in your head again. Worrying times. Excellent news.

It's about a new film that Ben Stiller has the lead in http://www.castingcallhub.com/ben-stillers-the-secret-life-of-walter-mitty-movie/

Redknapp seemed to make it his number 1 priority to rid the club of the Scandinavians at the earliest opportunity. Other than Hreidarsson at Pompey this appears to be a common theme throughout his managerial career.

I saw it on http://www.waltermitty.com interesting article.

TCM, Sour Mash, Turkish and Dune will all want one so that will be a total of 1 then.

Ernest Rutherford in disguise

Interesting turn of phrase Walter.

Or a Charlie George

Maybe it was one of your alter ego's, you know the Walter Mitty type characters that posted it. Did you have any joy with the link I gave you?

Can you send an urgent text to a West Ham supporting friend expressing your dissatisfaction of his fellow supporters. He can then make the appropriate post on the Hammers forum.

Les. Nice interview.

We're in a more complex area now, outside of my skill set but fortunately I found this link which might help http://www.medicinenet.com/dissociative_identity_disorder/article.htm There's no free phone number for this one I'm afraid.

That really doesn't make sense. Did you stay for the full day today?

You seem to be getting worked up. You might find this useful http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Peptic-ulcer/Pages/Symptoms.aspx It's a free phone number I believe

School must have gone well today. That's nearly a coherent sentence. Short but coherent.

Don't confuse him. He'll have to go into a huddle with the bedsit boys to determine a suitably witty retort.

Forum clowns? There's two in the preceding post to yours. They're part of a tag team. It's quite endearing really, in a metro-sexual kind of way.

I'm surprised you can press the right keys on a phone to operate it

Dune will be the judge. He's hot on this type of thing, it's cool.

Acknowledgement and acceptance of your condition is the first positive step towards recovery. There is hope for you.

Can you correct post #249 as well please, it doesn't make sense. Thanks for doing the others.

Seems to be a constant struggle for you this English language stuff.

That's the first post you've managed this morning that's not littered with poor grammar and spelling so that's a start. I was worried Dune would get an ulcer as he's hot on this type of thing.