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He get's Turkish to help him with it, sometimes he sleeps on his own arm so it goes numb and he doesn't feel so dirty.

Please don't expose the holes of the OP's post pap

One of the same

But pap this is Dune's thread not Turks. Oh, hold on ....

It's about a little boy who longed to be loved. He didn't have any real friends so he made some up.

That rib still playing up? It seems to not only have knocked your caps lock on but also your spell checker off.

Ulcers are contagious? That's worrying. Maybe that's how you got it in the first place. Don't worry, be happy.

Can't you hold a candle for him (not metaphorically, a real one). That would help.

Why did you use a capital for 'Myself'? Are you talking in the first or third person or trying to highlight it's 'you' as in Turkish and not one of your alter ego's. Confused.com

Voices in your head again. Worrying times. Excellent news.

It's about a new film that Ben Stiller has the lead in http://www.castingcallhub.com/ben-stillers-the-secret-life-of-walter-mitty-movie/

Redknapp seemed to make it his number 1 priority to rid the club of the Scandinavians at the earliest opportunity. Other than Hreidarsson at Pompey this appears to be a common theme throughout his managerial career.

I saw it on http://www.waltermitty.com interesting article.

TCM, Sour Mash, Turkish and Dune will all want one so that will be a total of 1 then.

Ernest Rutherford in disguise

Interesting turn of phrase Walter.

Or a Charlie George

Maybe it was one of your alter ego's, you know the Walter Mitty type characters that posted it. Did you have any joy with the link I gave you?

Can you send an urgent text to a West Ham supporting friend expressing your dissatisfaction of his fellow supporters. He can then make the appropriate post on the Hammers forum.

Les. Nice interview.

We're in a more complex area now, outside of my skill set but fortunately I found this link which might help http://www.medicinenet.com/dissociative_identity_disorder/article.htm There's no free phone number for this one I'm afraid.

That really doesn't make sense. Did you stay for the full day today?

You seem to be getting worked up. You might find this useful http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Peptic-ulcer/Pages/Symptoms.aspx It's a free phone number I believe

School must have gone well today. That's nearly a coherent sentence. Short but coherent.

Don't confuse him. He'll have to go into a huddle with the bedsit boys to determine a suitably witty retort.