PaulSaint

Anybody want the whole lot for just £49!!!!

Cheers mate, theyll buy the mobile for £45 and sell it for £60, problem is they don't want the leather case,wall chargers, car socket, etc.

Last reduction to £54

Anyone want this lot for £58 before I ebay it? Rather a fellow saints fan got a bargain than some skate or scouser

For sale is my wife's T-Mobile locked HTC Wildfire Smartphone. These are very stylish and include WiFi, Free Google Sat Nav, 3G (to connect online outside), Google marketplace (free apps and games). Phone has been factory reset and has the latest firmware. Phone could be unlocked quite easily at any marketstall. Like most used phones it has a few very little marks on it but they cant be seen unless you go hunting for them (best to be completely honest) Package Contents: 1 HTC Wildfire Smartphone 1 Standard Battery 2 Home/work WallChargers 2 USB Data Cables 1 Car Charger (unused) 1 Black Leather Wildfire Case 1 2gb SD Card what a Wildfire looks like Looking for £65 collected for the lot

......unless you think, theyre small, I'll have 2

To be fair, it will help the UK's "Obesity Timebomb"?

I'd like us to sing a few "tweaked" lines from this David Gray Classic. Forward it to around 45 seconds, you'll know the bit I'm thinking of. I think it would sound amazing? [video=youtube_share;Y9kvefUoy1Y]

Surely to be a perfect club we'd need a 25 strong team of nude cheerleaders, some models, some girls next door, some blonde, some brunette, some reds, some shaved, some brazillian'ed but none with seventies hair?

I thought that was Frank Lampards job?

Represented England at 16, 17, 18, 21, etc. All the best fella!

Lets thank the Nuns for all that praying

You need one after a loo visit, that fat really shoots out of those blocked pipes!

Barry Horne wasn't bad but Alan McLoughlin was a bit of a flop.

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce The effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful -- the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your tits." She said, "No point asking about the beard then..........."

Venue?

SD only I'm afraid but no extra to pay.

Does anyone know if there was a "Saints Takeover Saga" thread on the Skate Forums? Would be funny if we could find it and then find some Ho posts

Does anybody else think that the Skates current demise is distracting our fans a little from our current success?

wouldn't that make Pompey top and almost certain for promotion?

Pompey!!!! is this a "Wind Up"

Anyone reckon that a decent female singer c*mming would sound good?

Saw this on the Pimpley News Site, highlights include: 15 - In 1917 Portsmouth was the first town in the country to open clinics for the free treatment of venereal disease. 20 - The Portsmouth ball-valve is the most common type of valve used in toilet cisterns. 21 - ‘Seedy at times, grim in places, but colourful and tinted with the hues of history’ – cricket commentator and author John Arlott writing on Portsmouth in 1969. 30 - Estimates of the number of prostitutes working in the port and garrison town at the end of the 18th century vary between 2,000 and 20,000. 38 - Pompey Lil was a well-known prostitute who worked in Portsea in the early to mid-20th century. She was said to have no teeth and a false eye, but was ‘ever so nice’ and ‘well spoken’. I reckon we could add at at least 10 takeover/cheating related facts? Here's one: 51 - In June 2011, Antonov become Portsmouth FC's fourth "crook owner" in only two years after his £17 million "DFS like, bought on tap" takeover.

What, like a landmine?

Yep rip Davy, you had more personality in one finger than any of these soulless boy bands like "one direction". I'm gonna look up your hits on Spotify any minute now for a bit of "childhood nostalgia".