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Definitely team A but sometimes playing like Team C who have yet to turn up.. You are definitely right though.. WIFM

I feel a two way radio set...or two tin cans and a piece of string.. between Dave Merrington and Pards is called for.... Extensions in place for Merringtons axe grinders.. being prepared... I am sure that Pards will be reassured that backing is on its way.. WIFM

I was the first to argue regarding retiring of James Bond.. Personally my own appointment was with great reluctance on my part and although I was a slightly better candidate than the Bourne Chappie..Matt Damon.. The Ruskies have taken advantage of the great loss that is...Sir James Bond.. I would be happy to stand aside and let the great man return and sort this lot of scallies out.. In the meantime Thedelldays do your best out there to contain the problem.. WIFC

Thank you for bringing this article to my notice.... As a Sun reader i am not always up to speed with world wide events.. I will now redouble my efforts with my trusty garden shovel/spade to complete the build of my nuclear bunker in my vegetable patch. It is extremely reassuring that someone like you, Thedelldays, is keeping a watch over little urchins like me and my fellow village idiots. WIFC............David that is... Thedelldays.......Get back out there and sort those little Ruskies out....We are right behind you.. Another pint of cider please barman..

I will have to give this particular one a lot more thought and get back to you... Back to my telescope tonight.. In the meantime we beat Brizzle 3-1 or even 4-1..... For this I thank King Nic, Boss Pards and staff.. AND of course the players in the squad and on the park.. The supporters..Especially those at the game.. AND particularly the officials at the game for making the right decisions at the right time for the right team.. AND Russell Grant for puting all my stars in the right place when I gaze through my telescope at night times. WIFM

WIFM...........Come on you Mighty Saints.... OWTSGMI YES 3-1.............To the Saints.........Put all your money on this great result for Saints.....I think I might be right for a change..... Hopefully.. So as you know I am well down the prediction league but hoping to make a late surge around xmas with our new manager Sir Alex Ferguson..

THE TROUBLE MAKERS THAT HAVE IMPLIED THERE IS A COMMITTEE ARE COMMONLY KNOWN AS AXE GRINDERS OR VILLAGE IDIOTS OR EVEN LIARS. So as you know for certain....THERE IS NO COMMITTE...... There is a boss of the Football club and there is a boss of the football team(s) with a staff that report to him/them... So as you know..We will refer to them as King Nic and Boss Pards.. Some of the staff are quite good and have a fair knowledge of football and sometimes suggest footballers who might be good for the mighty Saints..Even some good eggs on this forum come up with some very good suggestions.....Look at me I have suggested the young lad Messi for some time now.. Alan Pardew will evaluate all his information and make decisions about who he finally thinks will be on his wish list.. AND then a form of negotitation with King Nic will take place.. resulting in some success and some failure with a return to the drawing board, when required. I am told categorically by the tea lady Ethel that King Nic and Pards do not believe in a committe but have a group of employees who do their respective jobs for which they are given some money for at the end of the pay period. Even when the named experts sit round a boot room table with Pards....This is called a gathering of employees and never known as a committee.....There are NO voting rights and King Nic is never present.....He did NOT suggest Papa......The Italian coach/agent suggested this particular player as for Guly Do Prada. There are a group of peeps on this forum who would have you believe otherwise and a group of peeps on this forum that will WUM and also the sheep who believe anything they are told... So think twice before you believe me.... but I can assure you I am nearer the truth than the axe grinders and WUMs and Pompey girlzz who come in disguise... Alan Pardew is the boss....AND so is my missus..

Saints 3-1 Barnard 2 and Lambert. Pards is the man and King Nic for President. WIFM Some of you so called Saints supporters should be ashamed....

As someone else suggested...Thank goodness we can release Ant Pulis now.... Let the boy get on with his career....We have held him back for far too long... Now we have that good old Goalkeeper Bartram on the books we can release Forecast now... Things can only get better.. Forgot Mr Bartram is about 95..........Well not to worry..still able to release Forecast..

How many Pompey idiots in disguise on this forum? If only we could convince the Football league to start the season as from September, we would never have a bad August start to the season again.....Something to do with the position of the sun over Southampton at this time of the year... I watched the Orient game and saw a mixture of various football tactics..Not a great deal of hoofball as alluded to.. Shooting boots required for Brizzle...And make the goals bigger just for us.. Go home you Pompey WUM and you naughty Axe Grinders who have their own agenda.....FFS Sorry ..forgot you long lost Rupes Babes..still crying..... WIFM

You have many years ahead of you on this forum before you qualify........Like most of us.. Now get back to the football.. WIFM

I think Granty meant it.....Although some of my behaviour in those days was rather juvenile.. Now moved on and reached 13 and 3/4 WIFM

I am only 12 years of age as Granty once told me..... Still trying to put some english language into sentence format.. I know lots of words but not yet able to put them in the right order.....As for the rest it will come eventually..so I am told. WIFM

The answer to all these snipers will come when we start winning and climbing the league... We have a very good squad with additions and I still remain confident we will win the league.. Some forum members spend too much time around ex players, ex Managers, ex staff and believe everything that is spouted. Especially as some have their own agenda against The Saints leadership/coaching staff......lots of jealousy lollong around in those Corporate box/rooms. They then post on this forum as if it is gospel but berating others that have the same bolllixx info.. Fair enough everyone entitled to their opinion....SO shut up ottery... But then that is why we love our forum and our great football team.... I hope to god that Papa does not join Pompey... WIFM

Papa was ok and useful in the right games and one I would like to have seen as a squad player.......But not overly fussed as Alex OC Holder -Spooner to support Lallana and Puncheon we are very well served on the wings and up front....One extra arriving sounds good to me... But I suspect some old farts on here will continue this nonsense about the world class Papa as a dig at Pards...... There is much better at the club and we will not miss Papa to the extent peeps are alluding to.. WIFM

I am a Pardew Luvvie and a King Nic Luvvie and proud of it...In fact some may refer to me as a RA RA girl in support of these two fine leaders of our great football team. I am in total opposition to the Axe grinders Society run by a few on here, Who Together with a few old duds in the stand .. this group appear to have an agenda firstly against King Nic and more lately against Pards.. But onwards and upwards...The majority of us know we are in safe hands and the future is bright.. You axe grinders could always take on the reigns at Pompey.... WIFM

tartan owl will you allow O'Connor to join the mighty Saints....We will give you two of our stars.... Pulis and Forecast.....If you could organise this with your Manager... The Icelandic guy will be an iceberg waiting to happen...

At the mo both would get in the Saints side.....

Pele............Well the name anyway...

His mate Coleridge was better...

Leave at least one striker up when defending corners or free kicks....I will insist on this being a fast un... Alex OC when he is on...Which will be more often as the season progresses.

Could even throw in Forecast as well..

I thought he had signed and had the Portugese passport and just awaited International clearance. Hope I have not misunderstood the tea lady Ethel...

Good player with obvious top experience..Will have many more good games than bad. A very good addition to the squad in that he plays in several positions. As with the side he will improve no end over the next few games and will play a very big part in our promotion this year..

Many of the players were not making the right runs off the ball or not running at all. Alex OC would be his foil... I really do believe that Punch will be good for us when we get all the players going and the new addition(s)