One on the people asking for Help has a real serious problem
An ardent Saints fan, and his Six year old child has asked for a P*rtsmouth Shirt
He wants to know what to do.
My suggestion is Have a DNA test to ensure he is yours and if so put him up for adoption
Hey with them now having to play youth player I know of 2 dutch guys that would like to manage in England. They may even pay their own contracts up to be given the chance.
What sort of excuse is that, were you dead NO. was there breath in your body YES, no blinking reason to miss the match, If you required surgery I'm sure the surgeon would have rescheduled a few hours so you could go to the match first.