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What a shambles.

Scotland bares zero significance in my eyes. Most of us are closer to the south of France then the upper reaches of Scotland!

Law abiding adults who don't like feeling that they're back at school?

Gove as Justice Secretary Expect a return to public hangings to "improve standards" and absolutely no justice whatsoever!

If he could kick a football the second goal would never have happened! I'm stunned by the number of people that have seemingly forgot about his awful clearance.

We really were an utter shambles today. How many chances does Gazza get to prove he is beyond ****e?

That was complete garbage. Really, really poor. I'd leave Clyne out from now on, it's clear he's off and quite frankly, couldn't give a ****.

At least they can't keep going on about the "mess the last lot left" - although I'm sure they'll probably try. Labour need to head back to middle ground.

Exit polls suggesting 316 for the Tories! Blimey indeed.

Big turnout I think (hope) - my polling station was rammed! Voted Labour nationally but only had a choice of Tory or Lib Dem at local level. All a bit pointless at the Tories never lose here (New Forest) but done my bit all the same.

One thing is for certain, Cameron will be praying for a Labour/Lib Dem coalition. There's no way he actually wants to win this.

Nice of the FL and Sky to put Middlesbrough v Brentford on the Friday nights, and Norwich v Ipswich on the Saturdays. I wonder which one is easier for fans to get to on a week night?

Economic Left/Right: -3.13 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.08

Primary schools are heading for a very hard time in the not too distant future. There are far too many children about to start then there are places, and recruiting teachers is becoming more and more difficult. 8 teachers in my school are leaving and the talk around other schools is that this isn't unique. We need more schools and a massive recruitment drive because people sure as hell aren't going to stop having sex.

Whatever we sing, all the divs will add 2.8 million claps and completely ruin it.

Thanks for this info, will affect us!

Well you can guarantee we won't be playing them at 3pm on a Saturday, Sky will be all over our game. If the PL could prevent us from meeting them in the first 3 games that'll be great as I don't fancy finding flights home from Australia.

Fair play - that second was brilliant.

Get in. Make an expensive final weekend more bearable

It's a bit of a win-win for us. Nice easy away day on the beer if they do manage it, and cements the skates demise even further. On the other hand, in the unlikely event they **** it up it would provide a small giggle.

A bit?

Kyle Walker and his missus, good god...

Shame this kicked off so early otherwise I'd have gone. Why don't they start at 7.45?

Another shocking performance from Steven Davis unfortunately.

You'd better get use to it because that's looking the most likely outcome. The Tories have made a complete and utter mess of their entire campaign.