LGTL

Lallana is everything an England manager usually hates, so it comes as a surprise. So much talent, so much technique, so much ability. He just doesn't run around at 200mph being "passionate"... Good luck to him, he deserves it.

I think he's a lecturer at Solent University.

I find it truly hilarious that those stupid cun*s would rather merely exist in the duldrums of League 2, aslong as they owned the club and could show everyone how amazing their fans are (their following this season making that statement even more ridiculous). I know they're all thick, but they need to wake up, I don't think lover boy Henry will care for them much when they're at Hereford away needing to win on the final day...

It would not surprise me in the slightest.

I love how we reclaimed that song ourselves, they absolutely hate it!

I'm finding it hard not to say that we don't need him. The performances by Lallana, Puncheon and Lambert today, along with Gaston and Mayuka coming in too, will resign him to the bench I think, unless we have a spout of injuries/suspensions. Oh to have had £7million to spend on a LB/CB. I do feel sorry for him though.

I'd say a first choice role.

I think it's no coincidence that our performance levels dropped significantly against Wigan when he didn't feature, that's for sure. I remember seeing him at Palace in the cup last year, was excellent on the ball even then but looked like a little boy (to b fair he probably was!). Think the club have got him on the weights.

It is annoying but I'm always polite to them. They don't give a sh*t about the football and trying to earn some pocket money so fair enough in my eyes, I couldn't even tell you what it's about though!

Indeed we did, was very surprised by how poor they were.

JWP is one hell of a player, I can't belive he's only 17. Not looking out of place against City and United is mental. Future England player without doubt.

1-0 down to Oldham, and down to 10 men

Bizzare is absolutely the right word. I can't stand the whole "media bias" call, but Merson is a skate knob and therefore exempt.

I wouldn't have minded Villa, Swansea and Fulham, two at home, to start with. I agree we'll be bottom, but this is almost our "bonus" part of the season.

Please god, just no. They hear it every single week, it is neither funny or original. They also have fantastic away support, all of whom have to go to most matches to even get a sniff of a ticket.

Unfortunately it's not because they are football fans. Some people are just thick. Fact of life I suppose.

How is that keeping up going, Brighton?

Well that's that. Still a defender or two short I think.

Is that Hammond?

Sibley tweeting one more, details shortly!!

Still think there might be more. Sibley and that other lad Lucas have been tweeting little teasers, probably just winding us up.

Does he not realise we announce most of our deals after 11pm!

Doesn't sound like he particularly wanted to leave.

I never remember Lowe spending over £30million in a transfer window?

Confirmed by Saints - gone on loan.