LGTL

No. 4 tickets need to go onto 4 customer accounts.

Would this "fans charter" tell me that I can walk in at 2.59 from the pub, tell me the best places to stay for away days or the best pubs to frequent? If not, I'm not interested. Sign of the times that they are required though really, I mean who on earth cares?

You won't be able to. Although it wouldn't surprise me if you could, what with the ticketing system being so rubbish from time to time.

Why have we only taken an "initial" allocation when we'll easily sell 3000?

The stewards in the ground also appear to be on an even bigger power trip this season now we're back in the "big time".

Come on, you forgot about the Boat Show...!

Their fans were utterly cringeworthy.

Blocks LV3 and LV4 are the Paddock.

What I don't get is why anyone would ever have a second drag after their first?? I remember it being truely horrific the first time, so god knows how people go back to the point of becoming addicted.

Great Air Crash Investigation episode that one. Anyway we are digressing somewhat!

He obviously wanted to "get one over" on the Police once and for all before handing himself in. Sick in the head.

Plenty of us live to the west of Southampton Water!

To think Andy Gray had that position so long.

The thought of it revolts me, but I've never actually tried it. I don't like cooked fish though, so I'm guessing I should stay clear. Smelling that Yoyo Sushi place in West Quay doesn't help either.

I wouldn't moan about that!

Paddock.

Lets be honest, they battered us from start to finish. Second half they were barely out of first gear, let us have the ball in midfield quite happily, and still won it 2-0.. The whole experince summed up how crap the PL has become though, souless atmosphere full of day trippers and th worst home atmosphere I can ever remember.

I travel that poxy bit of water every day for work. I can pretty much see my house from where I work, yet it takes me well over an hour. Irritating.

Lallana on the bench. Hope he gets on, can't see it though.

Does anyone hold much hope of Saints actually telling us how much these are going to be?

When you think in the 90's we had Shearer, Sheringham, Cole, Fowler, Wright, Ferdinand, Collymore, Sutton...

Lallana is everything an England manager usually hates, so it comes as a surprise. So much talent, so much technique, so much ability. He just doesn't run around at 200mph being "passionate"... Good luck to him, he deserves it.

I think he's a lecturer at Solent University.

I find it truly hilarious that those stupid cun*s would rather merely exist in the duldrums of League 2, aslong as they owned the club and could show everyone how amazing their fans are (their following this season making that statement even more ridiculous). I know they're all thick, but they need to wake up, I don't think lover boy Henry will care for them much when they're at Hereford away needing to win on the final day...

It would not surprise me in the slightest.