LGTL

He obviously wanted to "get one over" on the Police once and for all before handing himself in. Sick in the head.

Plenty of us live to the west of Southampton Water!

To think Andy Gray had that position so long.

The thought of it revolts me, but I've never actually tried it. I don't like cooked fish though, so I'm guessing I should stay clear. Smelling that Yoyo Sushi place in West Quay doesn't help either.

I wouldn't moan about that!

Paddock.

Lets be honest, they battered us from start to finish. Second half they were barely out of first gear, let us have the ball in midfield quite happily, and still won it 2-0.. The whole experince summed up how crap the PL has become though, souless atmosphere full of day trippers and th worst home atmosphere I can ever remember.

I travel that poxy bit of water every day for work. I can pretty much see my house from where I work, yet it takes me well over an hour. Irritating.

Lallana on the bench. Hope he gets on, can't see it though.

Does anyone hold much hope of Saints actually telling us how much these are going to be?

When you think in the 90's we had Shearer, Sheringham, Cole, Fowler, Wright, Ferdinand, Collymore, Sutton...

Lallana is everything an England manager usually hates, so it comes as a surprise. So much talent, so much technique, so much ability. He just doesn't run around at 200mph being "passionate"... Good luck to him, he deserves it.

I think he's a lecturer at Solent University.

I find it truly hilarious that those stupid cun*s would rather merely exist in the duldrums of League 2, aslong as they owned the club and could show everyone how amazing their fans are (their following this season making that statement even more ridiculous). I know they're all thick, but they need to wake up, I don't think lover boy Henry will care for them much when they're at Hereford away needing to win on the final day...

It would not surprise me in the slightest.

I love how we reclaimed that song ourselves, they absolutely hate it!

I'm finding it hard not to say that we don't need him. The performances by Lallana, Puncheon and Lambert today, along with Gaston and Mayuka coming in too, will resign him to the bench I think, unless we have a spout of injuries/suspensions. Oh to have had £7million to spend on a LB/CB. I do feel sorry for him though.

I'd say a first choice role.

I think it's no coincidence that our performance levels dropped significantly against Wigan when he didn't feature, that's for sure. I remember seeing him at Palace in the cup last year, was excellent on the ball even then but looked like a little boy (to b fair he probably was!). Think the club have got him on the weights.

It is annoying but I'm always polite to them. They don't give a sh*t about the football and trying to earn some pocket money so fair enough in my eyes, I couldn't even tell you what it's about though!

Indeed we did, was very surprised by how poor they were.

JWP is one hell of a player, I can't belive he's only 17. Not looking out of place against City and United is mental. Future England player without doubt.

1-0 down to Oldham, and down to 10 men

Bizzare is absolutely the right word. I can't stand the whole "media bias" call, but Merson is a skate knob and therefore exempt.

I wouldn't have minded Villa, Swansea and Fulham, two at home, to start with. I agree we'll be bottom, but this is almost our "bonus" part of the season.