LGTL

Maybe he's really a tortoise?

You'll still go down. Whether we join you is open to debate.

I'd ban all coins, do my head in. I'd also re-introduce £1 notes. Don't the Europeans have a card that you can load petty cash onto for things like bread and milk etc. That would be good too. I can't believe in 2013 I still have to lug around poxy change.

I think he's almost trying too hard to justify his price tag. He just needs to do it a bit more simple and it will come for him. He seems to like running into tank defenders for some reason.

Early kick off killed our lot, a couple barely made it.

Mustard.

Can't see them beating Zenit so I wouldn't worry too much.

So as predicted on here about 200 pages ago, the infighting begins. The trust are an absolute embarrassment.

So on the same day the skate council announce funding cuts of £9M, they also approve a loan to those cheating bastards. Couldn't make it up.

The bus service is OK. £6 and it's pretty much direct from the station, Only takes about 20-25 minutes.

Southea common is being prepared as we speak....

Jamie Osman isn't it? Nephew of Mike. Cushy little number for him.

It's the only option.

Isn't it something to do with the police? Whatever, it isnt funny and never was.

Funny picture doing the rounds on Twitter of a Pompey flag hanging below a Southampton Central sign. It's upside down and 6 hours before we kicked off. Naturally though, since they aren't the type to exaggerate, they "took over scum".

If Carroll can go for £35M, Lambert must be worth over £100M...

What the hell is the GK doing there?? He had might as well have been stood in the crowd. The ball pretty much went in the centre of the net.

Noticed that too.

I'm looking forward to Turkish seeing this thread...

The funny thing was how the ref gave a corner. It was either a penalty or a goal kick.

To be fair, there's an argument for a "Rodriguez or Lallana??" thread. Don't think i'll start it though.

The tune was the same one as Rasiak had I think.

At the moment, Davis. Great to have such competition for places though.

I picked Steven Davis as MOTM. Absolutely superb today, he will flourish under MP. Hard to see Gaston getting back in at the moment. There is fantastic competition for places which can only be a good thing.

Just a little mention for Boruc, who made a great save from Aguero at 3-1. Fantastic performance, Cork and Morgan quickly becoming the best CM partnership in the league. Toure was nowhere to be seen.