Saint Matty 76

53 minutes too late, Ruben.

Get Mara and Armstrong off this fucking pitch.

No changes. Absolutely fuck off.

Also, god forbid Antonio comes on against these two CBs.

Selles is way too scared for a manager in this situation, and it's costing us again and again. Even if we (somehow) get something from this game after he brings on the players who should've started, it is the same fuck up from him that has put us in this situation yet again.

In fairness literally everyone is talking about how shit Stu has been.

West Ham going to be added to the list of utterly horrendous teams who we gift a win. Sulemana, Alcaraz and Onuachu should be on at half time. You know, those players we spent about £50m on because the ones currently playing are terrible.

Agreed, he’s been utterly terrible here. None of the front four deserve to see the second half.

Do something at fucking half time, this attack is not working AGAIN. We are embarrassingly toothless.

The entire front four have been terrible, only Walcott’s selection somewhat justified before the game started. I struggle to believe that Onuachu, Aribo, Sulemana and Orsic would do worse than this. Even if most of them have been shit so far as well.

Ah Mara is just nowhere near good enough.

It’s mental, off the top of my head he did the same on Firmino’s goal. Sure there’s been many more. He is absolutely woeful.

How is Bazunu that far away from a header nowhere near the corner? Holy shit.

…and we’re playing from behind. Fucking ridiculous selection yet again.

West Ham have started SO badly. If we had any quality on the pitch going forward we could’ve taken advantage, it’s just typical us so far.

Stu being useless so far.

I literally didn’t mention anyone, are you alright?

How’s him scoring a deflected shot relevant to me saying he can’t cross a ball?

Perraud is maybe the worst crossing full-back I’ve ever seen.

Thanks for being our best attacking threat over the past few months, Alcaraz. Thanks for changing the game when you came on vs Spurs, Sulemana. We're going to leave you both out in this absolute must win game and bring you on after an hour when we're playing catch-up and decide to actually play a bit of football.

Well at least if we're going down we're doing so with the most boring possible line-up with anyone who can create entertainment left out the XI.

This along with "we don't need to look at other results" is mind boggling to me.

Yeah, can at least make a case with Forest/Wolves but it's still a shit result. How we've given 6 points to Wolves is incredible.

Bournemouth and Forest winning is an absolute nightmare.

It's a bit of a tough one as I don't actually think we categorically are one of the worst three teams in the league, but we've shot ourselves in the foot so much this season that staying up would be a pretty ridiculous achievement now. I think we were the 7th highest odds for relegation when the season started, but have been consistently the favourite for a little while at this point. The whole Nathan Jones saga was absolutely bizarre, and a team should be not be able to survive after the points we gave up in that run and the overall damage it caused. Let alone with an interim manager in his first ever job. The 2-0 win against Everton in '99 was actually my first ever game, so couldn't speak much on that.